The Federation of Aramia Celd is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Okubo Ichirou with a fair hand, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, free-roaming dinosaurs, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 3.055 billion Aramia Celdians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Administration, although Spirituality, Education, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Defense receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Osaka. The average income tax rate is 28.1%.

The large but inefficient Aramia Celdian economy, worth 158 trillion lire a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Retail, Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 51,795 lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

Elected officials often serve for decades in a single term, political scientists despair as the national mascot election eclipses all others in voter enthusiasm, teams of painters are converting road signs from horse lengths to kilometers, and Aramia Celdian politicians spend a lot of time praising East Lebatuckese policies these days. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Aramia Celd's national animal is the tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Shinto.

Aramia Celd is ranked 108,448^th in the world and 96^th in Oneid for Most Beautiful Environments, with 541.81 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.