The Federation of Aramia Celd is a massive, safe nation, notable for its state-planned economy and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 1.608 billion Aramia Celdians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Osaka. The average income tax rate is 34.7%.

The sizeable but inefficient Aramia Celdian economy, worth 77.4 trillion lire a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 48,119 lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

All government facilities are built in the subterranean citadel of Osaka, Aramia Celdian novella fans become unusually flustered when thinking about Leader, the might of the entire Aramia Celdian Navy is focused on fifty bemused spear-throwing islanders, and street crime is on the rise as police officers spend most of their time in prisons. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aramia Celd's national animal is the tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Aramia Celd is ranked 134,288^th in the world and 222^nd in Oneid for Most Avoided, scoring 1.82 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.