Fattest Citizens: 11th Most Corrupt Governments: 25th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 27th
The Miserable Land of
Corporate Police State
We're better than you
Regional Influence
Shoeshiner
Local Council
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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The Miserable Land of Aramanchovia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Leader with an iron fist, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, aversion to nipples, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 12.534 billion Aramanchovians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arazmaz. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Aramanchovian economy, worth a remarkable 8,258 trillion Coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 658,897 Coins, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,452,551 per year while the poor average 36,059, a ratio of 123 to 1.

Heavily-armed commandos play rock-paper-scissors over whether to execute criminals and foreign visitors, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage, the country is at the forefront of a 'peacekeeping' mission to secure power plants in war-torn Maxtopia, and builders spend more time negotiating "tasteful architecture" than on actual construction. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Aramanchovia's national animal is the Spined Tiger Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is worshipping The Leader.

Aramanchovia is ranked 162,097th in the world and 7,408th in the South Pacific for Longest Average Lifespans, with 19.07 Years.

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Fattest Citizens: 11thMost Corrupt Governments: 25thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 27thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 30thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 41stMost Avoided: 42ndHighest Average Incomes: 50thLargest Retail Industry: 53rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 56thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 56thRudest Citizens: 68thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 69thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 78thLargest Insurance Industry: 79thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 90thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 93rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 121stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 124thLargest Mining Sector: 171stLowest Crime Rates: 223rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 239thLargest Governments: 310thHighest Economic Output: 325thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 369thMost Efficient Economies: 393rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 426thLargest Agricultural Sector: 442ndMost Secular: 548thMost Subsidized Industry: 587thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 653rdLargest Gambling Industry: 733rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 959thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,037thTop
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Nudest: 4,236thMost Conservative: 4,647thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4,764thLargest Black Market: 5,068thMost Pro-Market: 6,117thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,161stMost Influential: 7,663rdTop
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Largest Populations: 8,514thMost Extreme: 8,604th
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Highest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Governments: 8th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 9th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 17th in the regionMost Secular: 18th in the regionLargest Black Market: 49th in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 75th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 124th in the regionNudest: 128th in the regionMost Conservative: 171st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 174th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 225th in the regionMost Influential: 324th in the regionMost Extreme: 359th in the regionMost Stationary: 363rd in the regionTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 736th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 741st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Aramanchovia lodged a message on the The South Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Aramanchovia, builders spend more time negotiating "tasteful architecture" than on actual construction.
  • : Following new legislation in Aramanchovia, the country is at the forefront of a 'peacekeeping' mission to secure power plants in war-torn Maxtopia.
  • : Following new legislation in Aramanchovia, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage.
  • : Following new legislation in Aramanchovia, heavily-armed commandos play rock-paper-scissors over whether to execute criminals and foreign visitors.
  • : Aramanchovia lodged a message on the The South Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Aramanchovia lodged a message on the The South Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Aramanchovia updated the World Factbook entry in The South Pacific.
  • : Following new legislation in Aramanchovia, Animal Liberationists are regularly jailed.
  • : Following new legislation in Aramanchovia, citizens are bombarded with advertising from their compulsory miniature radios.

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