The Kingdom of Aragael is a huge, orderly nation, ruled by Aragael Morlay with an iron fist, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, pith helmet sales, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 864 million Aragaelianiteses are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.
The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Watcherdale. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Aragaelian economy, worth 117 trillion Coconuts a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 136,308 Coconuts, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 525,089 per year while the poor average 24,338, a ratio of 21.6 to 1.
A recent political speech drew the ire of nerds everywhere after the speaker claimed that Darth Vader was Harry Potter's father, people believe that if you teach a man to fish he won't buy fish from you any more, ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools, and Aragael Morlay has just been declared ruler of Aragael in an international press conference. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. Aragael's national animal is the Swallow, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Aragael's influence in The North Pacific rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
- : Aragael was endorsed by The Grand and Most Serene Duchy of Unimaginable Doom.
- : Aragael was endorsed by The Rogue Nation of Midds Conia.
- : Aragael was endorsed by The Holy Empire of Udroystan.
- : Aragael was endorsed by The Kingdom of New-El.
- : Aragael was endorsed by The Commonwealth of United States of Panthalassa.
- : Aragael was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector and the Top 10% for Largest Retail Industry.
- : Aragael was endorsed by The Community of Libotionia.
- : Aragael changed its national leader to "Aragael Morlay".
- : Following new legislation in Aragael, Aragael Morlay has just been declared ruler of Aragael in an international press conference.
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