Largest Gambling Industry: 75th Most Stationary: 88th Healthiest Citizens: 106th
The Republic of
Father Knows Best State
Mira la Soledad
Regional Influence
Superpower
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Few

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The Republic of Aquilonia-Caithness is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, public floggings, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 29.873 billion Aquilonia-Caithnessians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, corrupt government prioritizes Healthcare, with Defense also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aquilonia-Caithness City. Income tax is unheard of.

The strong Aquilonia-Caithnessian economy, worth a remarkable 1,962 trillion flayed chinchilla skins a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 65,693 flayed chinchilla skins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Nothing gets the party jumping like Leader specifying how high, anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card, child labor has been outlawed, and farmers complaining that the buzzing and the sparks from the nearby MagRail are blighting their crops. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Aquilonia-Caithness's national animal is the phoenix, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is a major religion.

Aquilonia-Caithness is ranked 1,633rd in the world and 1st in Katasia for Most Primitive, scoring 117.05 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Top
1%
Largest Gambling Industry: 75thMost Stationary: 88thHealthiest Citizens: 106thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 130thRudest Citizens: 144thLargest Populations: 267thLowest Crime Rates: 749thHighest Drug Use: 812thMost Beautiful Environments: 875thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 931stLongest Average Lifespans: 1,518thTop
5%
Most Primitive: 1,633rdNudest: 2,221stMost Corrupt Governments: 3,761stMost Influential: 3,786thHighest Economic Output: 4,149thBest Weather: 4,183rdLargest Black Market: 5,130thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,165thMost Cultured: 6,559thMost Secular: 7,136thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,834thTop
10%
Smartest Citizens: 9,552ndLargest Publishing Industry: 11,918th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Aquilonia-Caithness, farmers complaining that the buzzing and the sparks from the nearby MagRail are blighting their crops.
  • : Following new legislation in Aquilonia-Caithness, child labor has been outlawed.
  • : Following new legislation in Aquilonia-Caithness, anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card.
  • : Following new legislation in Aquilonia-Caithness, nothing gets the party jumping like Leader specifying how high.
  • : Aquilonia-Caithness's influence in Katasia rose from "Power" to "Superpower".
  • : Following new legislation in Aquilonia-Caithness, cities are engulfed by smog.
  • : Following new legislation in Aquilonia-Caithness, commuter vessels have trouble staying afloat due to increased passengers.
  • : Following new legislation in Aquilonia-Caithness, the nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle.
  • : Aquilonia-Caithness was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Father Knows Best State".
  • : Following new legislation in Aquilonia-Caithness, the Aquilonia-Caithness City Prison Revue puts on a better stage show than anything in the Theatre District.

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