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Most Stationary: 35th Largest Gambling Industry: 59th Rudest Citizens: 108th
The Republic of
Moralistic Democracy
Mira la Soledad
Regional Influence
Superpower
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Average

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The Republic of Aquilonia-Caithness is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, ubiquitous missile silos, and enforced nudity. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 30.986 billion Aquilonia-Caithnessians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Healthcare is also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aquilonia-Caithness City. Income tax is unheard of.

The thriving Aquilonia-Caithnessian economy, worth a remarkable 2,470 trillion flayed chinchilla skins a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 79,724 flayed chinchilla skins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Economic output is rising as the chronically depressed are persuaded not to burden society, takeaway food bought on the weekend now comes with fifty percent more sweat and tears, rural communities are all but disenfranchised as politicians focus all their attention on winning the deciding urban votes, and the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Aquilonia-Caithness's national animal is the phoenix, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is a major religion.

Aquilonia-Caithness is ranked 151,052nd in the world and 2nd in Katasia for Most Devout, with 2.46 Prayers Per Hour.

Top
1%
Most Stationary: 35thLargest Gambling Industry: 59thRudest Citizens: 108thHealthiest Citizens: 134thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 165thLargest Populations: 258thMost Secular: 307thLowest Crime Rates: 894thMost Beautiful Environments: 931stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 960thHighest Drug Use: 1,407thTop
5%
Longest Average Lifespans: 1,793rdLargest Black Market: 2,517thNudest: 2,586thHighest Economic Output: 3,252ndMost Corrupt Governments: 3,299thMost Influential: 3,853rdBest Weather: 5,407thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,607thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,906thMost Cultured: 6,960thTop
10%
Most Scientifically Advanced: 8,498thSmartest Citizens: 8,846thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,889thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,030th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Aquilonia-Caithness was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Aquilonia-Caithness, the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid.
  • : Following new legislation in Aquilonia-Caithness, rural communities are all but disenfranchised as politicians focus all their attention on winning the deciding urban votes.
  • : Following new legislation in Aquilonia-Caithness, takeaway food bought on the weekend now comes with fifty percent more sweat and tears.
  • : Following new legislation in Aquilonia-Caithness, economic output is rising as the chronically depressed are persuaded not to burden society.
  • : Following new legislation in Aquilonia-Caithness, dynamite sales and concert audiences are booming.
  • : Aquilonia-Caithness was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Secular.
  • : Following new legislation in Aquilonia-Caithness, religious people are committed to mental institutions for treatment.
  • : Aquilonia-Caithness was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Moralistic Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Aquilonia-Caithness, government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read.

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