by Max Barry

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Least Corrupt Governments: 4,514thMost Pacifist: 5,935thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,485th
The Socialist Republic of
Left-wing Utopia
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O¨zen ┘veteze
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

Overview Factbook Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population3.326 billion

LeaderO¨zen ┘veteze

CurrencyAquarian dollar
Animalwandering albatross

The Socialist Republic of AquaHeart is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by O¨zen ┘veteze with a fair hand, and renowned for its national health service, anti-smoking policies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.326 billion Aquarians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Musiqov˛t. The average income tax rate is 77.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming AquaHeartian economy, worth 271 trillion Aquarian dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 81,722 Aquarian dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome, the government regularly reassures citizens that there are no monsters under their beds, sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations, and government solves problems by tossing money at the nearest geek. Crime is totally unknown. AquaHeart's national animal is the wandering albatross, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

AquaHeart is ranked 21,196th in the world and 68th in Anteria for Most Developed, scoring 81.97 on the Human Development Index.

Least Corrupt Governments: 4,514thMost Pacifist: 5,935thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,485thMost Influential: 7,859thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,221stBest Weather: 8,700thSafest: 9,293rdNicest Citizens: 9,380thMost Compassionate Citizens: 9,586thMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,844thLargest Welfare Programs: 10,232ndLargest Publishing Industry: 10,505thMost Inclusive: 10,813thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,532ndHealthiest Citizens: 11,546thMost Advanced Public Education: 12,077thTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 12,847thMost Beautiful Environments: 13,667thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,240thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,153rdMost Cultured: 15,873rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 18,015thMost Subsidized Industry: 20,024thSmartest Citizens: 20,169thMost Developed: 21,196thMost Advanced Public Transport: 22,215thHighest Poor Incomes: 24,325th
Least Corrupt Governments: 8th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9th in the regionMost Pacifist: 10th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 16th in the regionBest Weather: 18th in the regionTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 22nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 23rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 24th in the regionMost Inclusive: 25th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 25th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 27th in the regionSafest: 27th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 30th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 32nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 32nd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 33rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 34th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 35th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : AquaHeart was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : AquaHeart was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : AquaHeart's influence in Anteria rose from "Newcomer" to "Apprentice".
  • : AquaHeart applied to join the World Assembly.
  • : AquaHeart relocated from Osiris to Anteria.
  • : AquaHeart altered its national flag.
  • : AquaHeart altered its national flag.
  • : AquaHeart was refounded in Osiris.
  • : AquaHeart ceased to exist in Anteria.
  • : AquaHeart was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.


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