The Democracy of Aquachromia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by President-Elect with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.011 billion Aquachromians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Coral City. The average income tax rate is 91.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Aquachromian economy, worth 803 trillion Valutas a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 114,640 Valutas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

It takes months to get the proper permits for a child's first tricycle, President-Elect panders to nontraditional families, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity, and five-year-olds who refuse to line up on command get gold stars. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aquachromia's national animal is the Blue Whale, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Aquachromia is ranked 11,184^th in the world and 157^th in 10000 Islands for Lowest Crime Rates, with 94.75 law-abiding acts per hour.