The Grand Duchy of Aqua Oceania is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by That one dude with a fair hand, and remarkable for its aversion to nipples and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 8.94 billion Aqua Oceanians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neo-Oceania. The average income tax rate is 23.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Aqua Oceanian economy, worth 571 trillion Dragoons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Arms Manufacturing, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 63,950 Dragoons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Fashion models are guaranteed to be 100% genuinely as anorexic as they appear on magazine covers, social networking sites have discussion groups devoted to planning terrorist attacks, the weather report is the prisoners' favourite programme, and Aqua Oceania successfully hosted the Dream World Olympics. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aqua Oceania's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Protestant.

Aqua Oceania is ranked 114,605^th in the world and 3^rd in Dream World for Lowest Crime Rates, with 64.21 law-abiding acts per hour.