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Largest Populations: 1,888thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,958thMost Pro-Market: 1,973rd
The Many Affairs of
Corporate Police State
The Girl from U.N.C.L.E
Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Rare

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April Dancer

Population32.156 billion

CurrencyEuro
AnimalKitten

The Many Affairs of April Dancer is a gargantuan, orderly nation, notable for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 32.156 billion Secrete Agents are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.0%.

The all-consuming a Secrete Agent economy, worth a remarkable 4,625 trillion Euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 143,832 Euros, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 833,110 per year while the poor average 11,807, a ratio of 70.6 to 1.

Private business has started paving paradises and putting up parking lots, naturists are jailed regularly for indecent exposure, people regularly disappear off the streets and all evidence of them is destroyed, and psychological disorders are a taboo subject. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. April Dancer's national animal is the Kitten, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

April Dancer is ranked 39,035th in the world and 8th in The Respected Realms for Most Armed, with 1.9 Weapons Per Person.

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Largest Populations: 1,888thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,958thMost Pro-Market: 1,973rdHighest Economic Output: 2,357thTop
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Most Avoided: 2,483rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,596thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,432ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3,627thLargest Insurance Industry: 4,510thLargest Mining Sector: 5,180thFattest Citizens: 6,602ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 6,635thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,845thSafest: 7,516thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8,854thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 9,336thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,295thTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 13,070thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,025thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 14,495thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14,601stHighest Average Incomes: 15,688thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,127thMost Ignorant Citizens: 17,698thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 18,456thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 20,129thLargest Retail Industry: 20,129thMost Extreme: 23,397thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 23,955th
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Largest Populations: 1st in the regionTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : April Dancer's influence in The Respected Realms rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
  • : April Dancer was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.
  • : April Dancer was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : April Dancer was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Zombified and Most Dead.
  • : April Dancer was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Zombies and the Top 5% for Most Survivors.
  • : April Dancer was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : April Dancer was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : April Dancer lodged a message on the The Respected Realms Regional Message Board.
  • : April Dancer's influence in The Respected Realms rose from "Page" to "Squire".
  • : April Dancer was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector.

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