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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,260th Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,312th Largest Publishing Industry: 1,833rd
The Federal Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
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Appalachia

Population6.125 billion

CapitalKnoxville
LeaderPresident Eleanor Scotts

Currencydollar
Animalblack bear

The Federal Republic of Appalachia is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by President Eleanor Scotts with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful population of 6.125 billion Appalachians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Knoxville. The average income tax rate is 94.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Appalachian economy, worth 847 trillion dollars a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 138,389 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one, group hugs break out during floor votes, most people suffer from some form of hearing loss, and sex education has become an intricate maze of stick figures and complex metaphors. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Appalachia's national animal is the black bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Appalachia is ranked 36,045th in the world and 4th in Kentucky for Most Income Equality, scoring 57.48 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

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Largest Publishing Industry: 1,833rdMost Subsidized Industry: 2,642ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,646thMost Cultured: 2,856thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,905thMost Pacifist: 4,049thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,217thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,358thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,424thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,462ndLongest Average Lifespans: 4,699thHealthiest Citizens: 4,828thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,045thLowest Crime Rates: 5,088thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,127thMost Developed: 5,556thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,771stLargest Governments: 6,015thNicest Citizens: 6,493rdMost Efficient Economies: 6,905thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,076thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,424thSafest: 8,230thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 8,646thSmartest Citizens: 9,299thBest Weather: 9,748thMost Rebellious Youth: 14,788thMost Inclusive: 15,109thHighest Average Incomes: 15,165th
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Appalachia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Safest.
  • : Following new legislation in Appalachia, sex education has become an intricate maze of stick figures and complex metaphors.
  • : Following new legislation in Appalachia, most people suffer from some form of hearing loss.
  • : Appalachia was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Appalachia, group hugs break out during floor votes.
  • : Following new legislation in Appalachia, the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one.
  • : Following new legislation in Appalachia, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings.
  • : Appalachia was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Democratic Socialists".
  • : Following new legislation in Appalachia, there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Appalachia, preschools put children down for naps with milk, cookies, and a gruesome story of vengeance.

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