Most Secular: 638th Lowest Crime Rates: 728th Most Efficient Economies: 815th
The Legion of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Until the end, never surrender.
Apocalypsian
Regional Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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The Legion of Apocalyptic Assurance is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Apocalypsian with an iron fist, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, soft-spoken computers, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 8.249 billion Assuranceans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kharos. The average income tax rate is 89.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Assurancean economy, worth a remarkable 1,645 trillion Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 199,471 Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions, marijuana is legal in the privacy of your own home, weapons produced by newly nationalized armaments factories have been found to contain sawdust instead of gunpowder, and Armoured Bear owners exercise their pets at a snail's pace or risk a court appearance. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Apocalyptic Assurance's national animal is the Armoured Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Apocalyptic Assurance is ranked 3,369th in the world and 181st in Lazarus for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 9,909.88 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Most Secular: 638thLowest Crime Rates: 728thMost Efficient Economies: 815thMost Corrupt Governments: 912thHighest Poor Incomes: 936thLargest Information Technology Sector: 950thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,387thTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,753rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,753rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,357thMost Developed: 2,441stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,369thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,378thMost Influential: 3,632ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,131stSmartest Citizens: 4,231stHighest Average Incomes: 4,306thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,308thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,571stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4,677thLargest Governments: 4,970thHighest Economic Output: 5,336thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,507thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,577thMost Inclusive: 5,804thHealthiest Citizens: 6,837thTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 10,186thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,393rdLargest Mining Sector: 10,403rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,133rdMost Income Equality: 11,659thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,966thMost Advanced Public Education: 15,644thMost Pacifist: 16,036th
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Most Secular: 21st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 31st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 35th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 36th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 37th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 44th in the regionTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 54th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 77th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 81st in the regionMost Developed: 89th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 93rd in the regionMost Influential: 114th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 146th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 167th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 170th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 181st in the regionMost Inclusive: 183rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 184th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 193rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 211th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 213th in the regionLargest Governments: 224th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 251st in the regionMost Income Equality: 266th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 276th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 278th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 300th in the regionMost Stationary: 438th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 465th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Apocalyptic Assurance was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pacifist.
  • : Apocalyptic Assurance was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Following new legislation in Apocalyptic Assurance, Armoured Bear owners exercise their pets at a snail's pace or risk a court appearance.
  • : Following new legislation in Apocalyptic Assurance, weapons produced by newly nationalized armaments factories have been found to contain sawdust instead of gunpowder.
  • : Following new legislation in Apocalyptic Assurance, marijuana is legal in the privacy of your own home.
  • : Following new legislation in Apocalyptic Assurance, excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions.
  • : Following new legislation in Apocalyptic Assurance, much of Apocalyptic Assurance's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence.
  • : Following new legislation in Apocalyptic Assurance, it is a common belief that a sport isn't sport if there are no decapitations.
  • : Following new legislation in Apocalyptic Assurance, citizens living in underground cities have developed a healthy green glow.
  • : Following new legislation in Apocalyptic Assurance, a byzantine web of conspiracies and secret alliances must be navigated any time legislation is voted upon.

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