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Most Valuable International Artwork: 281stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,947thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,048th
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Apatosaurus

Population3.249 billion

CapitalDinosaurtopia
LeaderPrime Minister Janet Spinos
FaithDinosaurism

Currencydollar
AnimalPolynesian rat

The Eater of Penguin Meat Pie of Apatosaurus is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Prime Minister Janet Spinos with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.249 billion Apatosaurs hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dinosaurtopia. The average income tax rate is 89.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Apatosaurusian economy, worth 312 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Cheese Exports, and Soda Sales. Average income is 96,243 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Students consistently complain that the wi-fi ate their homework, children can sing 'We Are the Champions' but can't spell it, truancy officers have a hard time catching children trained in advanced camouflage skills, and urban graffiti is hand-calligraphed in perfectly kerned elegant fonts. Crime is totally unknown. Apatosaurus's national animal is the Polynesian rat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Dinosaurism.

Apatosaurus is ranked 227,675th in the world and 10,504th in the South Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 6.98 Obesity Rate.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 281stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,947thTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 3,048thMost Pacifist: 4,385thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,927thNicest Citizens: 5,535thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,541stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,609thMost Inclusive: 6,664thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,491stMost Influential: 8,113thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,356thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,803rdBest Weather: 9,250thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,677thHighest Food Quality: 10,264thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,624thNudest: 11,174thHealthiest Citizens: 11,335thTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 13,333rdMost Advanced Public Education: 13,568thMost Beautiful Environments: 14,374thMost Developed: 14,589thMost Efficient Economies: 15,028thMost Secular: 15,267thLargest Governments: 16,284thMost Cultured: 19,566thSmartest Citizens: 21,689thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 21,945thLargest Information Technology Sector: 22,077thSafest: 22,687thMost Scientifically Advanced: 24,070thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 24,613th
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 14th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 46th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 89th in the regionTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 135th in the regionMost Pacifist: 165th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 173rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 176th in the regionNicest Citizens: 193rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 213th in the regionMost Inclusive: 227th in the regionNudest: 242nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 248th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 248th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 251st in the regionBest Weather: 310th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 320th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 331st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 350th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 369th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 386th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 391st in the regionLargest Governments: 435th in the regionMost Developed: 445th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 447th in the regionMost Secular: 480th in the regionRudest Citizens: 526th in the regionTop
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Most Cultured: 595th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 636th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 683rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 685th in the regionMost Influential: 722nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 791st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 803rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 847th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 848th in the regionSafest: 864th in the regionLargest Populations: 920th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 978th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,000th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1,073rd in the regionMost Politically Free: 1,100th in the region

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