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Most Influential: 206thNicest Citizens: 368thMost Valuable International Artwork: 369th
The Secret Garden over the 🌈 of
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Morning will always come, no matter how dark the night.
Lanidele Eilan
2nd Deputy Commissioner
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Population6.62 billion

LeaderLanidele Eilan


The Secret Garden over the 🌈 of Apabeossie is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Lanidele Eilan with a fair hand, and remarkable for its national health service, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 6.62 billion Apabevissins hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Apaci. The average income tax rate is 97.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Apabevissian economy, worth a remarkable 1,584 trillion Seahs a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 239,282 Seahs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds, for some reason the census focuses on daily banana ingestion and hourly quip rate, sales of pregnancy testing kits are booming, and politicians bribe ten-year-old geniuses to sit their aptitude tests. Crime is totally unknown. Apabeossie's national animal is the Kingfisher, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Apabeossie is ranked 227,963rd in the world and 1,307th in Europe for Most Primitive, scoring -650.63 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Most Influential: 206thNicest Citizens: 368thMost Valuable International Artwork: 369thMost Compassionate Citizens: 393rdMost Inclusive: 435thMost Pacifist: 493rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 498thBest Weather: 516thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 540thMost Efficient Economies: 643rdHighest Food Quality: 716thMost Beautiful Environments: 993rdMost Developed: 1,007thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,138thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,182ndLongest Average Lifespans: 1,187thHealthiest Citizens: 1,269thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,634thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,765thLargest Governments: 2,262ndSmartest Citizens: 2,305thTop
Most Cultured: 2,320thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,775thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,806thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,002ndLowest Crime Rates: 3,345thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,599thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,643rdHighest Average Incomes: 4,042ndHighest Poor Incomes: 4,211thSafest: 4,494thLeast Corrupt Governments: 6,005thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,248thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,771stMost Secular: 7,903rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,541stHighest Economic Output: 11,322ndTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 12,640thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,702ndLargest Retail Industry: 16,435thMost Politically Free: 22,499thMost Rebellious Youth: 22,823rd
Most Valuable International Artwork: 3rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 7th in the regionNicest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Inclusive: 9th in the regionBest Weather: 10th in the regionMost Pacifist: 11th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 12th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 12th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 12th in the regionTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 15th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 16th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 17th in the regionMost Developed: 22nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 24th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 27th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 27th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 29th in the regionLargest Governments: 32nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 35th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 40th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 42nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 44th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 45th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 47th in the regionMost Cultured: 47th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 47th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 51st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 52nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 63rd in the regionMost Influential: 63rd in the regionTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 69th in the regionSafest: 74th in the regionMost Politically Free: 76th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 88th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 93rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 104th in the regionMost Secular: 107th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 113th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 113th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 132nd in the region

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