The Commonwealth of Aoz is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cheerful population of 2.709 billion Aozians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Aozian economy, worth 426 trillion Limas a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 157,394 Limas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Home renovation projects take decades to complete, many mayors are barely in office before being kicked out for minor parking violations, officials pull all-nighters to check immigrants for potential links to terrorists, and the new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aoz's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Aoz is ranked 235,969^th in the world and 8,775^th in the South Pacific for Rudest Citizens, with 7.09 insults per minute.