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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 545th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 566th Fattest Citizens: 677th
The Regional Air Conditioner of
Compulsory Consumerist State
United we rise, united we fall!
Carlos Sánchez
Internal Affairs Officer
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Anxiety Cafe

Population13.851 billion

LeaderCarlos Sánchez
FaithRoman Catholicism

CurrencySouthern peso
AnimalAndean Condor

The Regional Air Conditioner of Anxiety Cafe is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Carlos Sánchez with an iron fist, and renowned for its aversion to nipples, smutty television, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 13.851 billion San Martinians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rivadavia. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient San Martinian economy, worth a remarkable 3,693 trillion Southern pesos a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 266,628 Southern pesos, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,145,875 per year while the poor average 39,647, a ratio of 28.9 to 1.

'dead men tell no tales' is a valid legal defense, city rooftops are pockmarked with the shattered remains of experimental delivery drones, homeless people can be found sleeping on streets in front of unoccupied second homes, and naturists are jailed regularly for indecent exposure. Crime is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Anxiety Cafe's national animal is the Andean Condor, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Anxiety Cafe is ranked 1,413th in the world and 2nd in Democritus for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 10,857.95 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 545thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 566thFattest Citizens: 677thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 706thLargest Insurance Industry: 736thHighest Disposable Incomes: 864thLargest Gambling Industry: 875thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 934thMost Avoided: 960thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 983rdMost Armed: 1,033rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,288thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,347thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,413thTop
Largest Mining Sector: 2,065thHighest Crime Rates: 2,286thHighest Average Incomes: 2,397thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,407thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,500thHighest Economic Output: 2,503rdLargest Retail Industry: 2,564thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,838thMost Efficient Economies: 3,097thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,476thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,295thMost Influential: 5,309thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5,789thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,389thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,121stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7,991stTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 8,593rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,144thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,519thLargest Black Market: 11,365thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 11,889thLargest Populations: 12,890thRudest Citizens: 13,455th
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 5 » Helensted, Grandes Terres, Asleau, Bendicion, and Bengal and Assam.

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