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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 525th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 567th Fattest Citizens: 674th
The Regional Air Conditioner of
Compulsory Consumerist State
United we rise, united we fall!
Carlos Sánchez
Internal Affairs Officer
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Anxiety Cafe

Population13.801 billion

LeaderCarlos Sánchez
FaithRoman Catholicism

CurrencySouthern peso
AnimalAndean Condor

The Regional Air Conditioner of Anxiety Cafe is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Carlos Sánchez with an iron fist, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, infamous sell-swords, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 13.801 billion San Martinians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while Welfare and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rivadavia. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient San Martinian economy, worth a remarkable 3,679 trillion Southern pesos a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 266,628 Southern pesos, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,145,875 per year while the poor average 39,647, a ratio of 28.9 to 1.

'dead men tell no tales' is a valid legal defense, city rooftops are pockmarked with the shattered remains of experimental delivery drones, homeless people can be found sleeping on streets in front of unoccupied second homes, and naturists are jailed regularly for indecent exposure. Crime is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Anxiety Cafe's national animal is the Andean Condor, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Anxiety Cafe is ranked 75,618th in the world and 28th in Democritus for Most Developed, scoring 53.68 on the Human Development Index.

Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 525thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 567thFattest Citizens: 674thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 691stLargest Insurance Industry: 728thHighest Disposable Incomes: 856thLargest Gambling Industry: 873rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 929thMost Avoided: 951stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 963rdMost Armed: 1,003rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,250thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,342ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,420thTop
Largest Mining Sector: 2,051stHighest Crime Rates: 2,199thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,381stHighest Average Incomes: 2,382ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,460thHighest Economic Output: 2,493rdLargest Retail Industry: 2,576thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,809thMost Efficient Economies: 3,069thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,481stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,250thMost Influential: 5,341stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5,808thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,411thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,080thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7,964thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 8,538thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,141stLargest Publishing Industry: 9,480thLargest Black Market: 11,216thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 11,785thLargest Populations: 12,801stRudest Citizens: 13,489th
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4th in the region

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