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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 571stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 624thFattest Citizens: 751st
The Do Min COMINY of
Father Knows Best State
United we rise, united we fall!
Jan Smuts
Internal Affairs Officer
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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Anxiety Cafe

Population16.86 billion

LeaderJan Smuts

CurrencySouth African Rand

The Do Min COMINY of Anxiety Cafe is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Jan Smuts with an iron fist, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, unlimited-speed roads, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 16.86 billion South Africans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pretoria. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient South African economy, worth a remarkable 4,529 trillion South African Rand a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 268,674 South African Rand, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

'dead men tell no tales' is a valid legal defense, city rooftops are pockmarked with the shattered remains of experimental delivery drones, homeless people can be found sleeping on streets in front of unoccupied second homes, and naturists are jailed regularly for indecent exposure. Crime is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Anxiety Cafe's national animal is the animal, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is religion.

Anxiety Cafe is ranked 241,439th in the world and 45th in Democritus for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 6.15 Tourists Per Hour.

Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 571stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 624thFattest Citizens: 751stLargest Insurance Industry: 777thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 795thHighest Disposable Incomes: 872ndLargest Gambling Industry: 1,103rdMost Avoided: 1,135thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,175thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,225thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,259thMost Armed: 1,758thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,760thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,848thHighest Economic Output: 2,406thTop
Largest Mining Sector: 2,696thHighest Average Incomes: 2,892ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,153rdLargest Retail Industry: 3,337thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,479thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,733rdMost Corrupt Governments: 4,107thHighest Crime Rates: 4,808thMost Influential: 5,210thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,303rdHighest Poor Incomes: 5,735thLargest Black Market: 6,156thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,629thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,189thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,589thRudest Citizens: 8,159thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9,018thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,556thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,741stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,894thMost Efficient Economies: 11,497thLargest Populations: 12,086thTop
Most Stationary: 15,253rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 18,337th
Fattest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionTop
Largest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 4th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the region

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