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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 641stLargest Insurance Industry: 697thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 726th
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Be Caffeinated and Anxious, Always
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Anxiety Cafe

Population21.758 billion

CapitalCapital City
LeaderLeader
FaithNational Religion

CurrencyCurrency
AnimalNational Animal

The Guy who made jeff elite of Anxiety Cafe is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and notable for its ritual sacrifices, anti-smoking policies, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 21.758 billion Demonym are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Healthcare and Industry also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Demonym economy, worth a remarkable 5,894 trillion Currencies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 270,915 Currencies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

'dead men tell no tales' is a valid legal defense, city rooftops are pockmarked with the shattered remains of experimental delivery drones, homeless people can be found sleeping on streets in front of unoccupied second homes, and naturists are jailed regularly for indecent exposure. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Anxiety Cafe's national animal is the National Animal, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is National Religion.

Anxiety Cafe is ranked 306,724th in the world and 29th in Democritus for Most Beautiful Environments, with 2.17 pounds of wildlife per square mile.

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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 641stLargest Insurance Industry: 697thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 726thHighest Disposable Incomes: 862ndFattest Citizens: 918thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 957thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,163rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,288thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,315thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,629thMost Avoided: 1,632ndHighest Economic Output: 2,215thMost Armed: 2,288thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,311thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,341stTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 3,533rdHighest Average Incomes: 3,534thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,845thMost Influential: 4,097thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,117thLargest Retail Industry: 4,624thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,645thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,232ndMost Corrupt Governments: 5,429thLargest Black Market: 6,041stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,108thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,193rdLargest Publishing Industry: 9,677thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,723rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,126thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,637thMost Stationary: 10,808thLargest Populations: 10,841stRudest Citizens: 12,962ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 13,151stMost Efficient Economies: 15,146thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 15,187thTop
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Most Patriotic: 18,272ndSmartest Citizens: 24,994thHighest Crime Rates: 26,104th
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the region

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Endorsements Received: 6 » Bengal and Assam, Losconia, Helensted, Lusophone, Lendenburgh, and Novyy Stristia.

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