The Colony of Anti-Zerphen Peoples is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 893 million Anti-Zerphenians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Welfare, with Education, Healthcare, and Defense also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 9.0%.

The Anti-Zerphen Peoplesian economy, worth 55.1 trillion Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Gambling, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 61,656 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Surveillance cameras are banned, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, and citizens sporting mohawks must carry family trees on them at all times. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Anti-Zerphen Peoples's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Anti-Zerphen Peoples is ranked 33,379^th in the world and 1^st in Birds of Prey for Most Primitive, scoring 68.92 on the Scary Big Number Scale.