The Goddesses Tried to Drown Us of Anti-Monarchist Hyrule is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Beedle with an iron fist, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical population of 3.346 billion Working Class Hyruleans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Goron City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 56.1%.

The powerhouse Anti-Monarchist Hyrulean economy, worth 287 trillion Rupoors a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 85,872 Rupoors, with the richest citizens earning 6.0 times as much as the poorest.

Truancy is as easy as clicking a camera icon, the government keeps introducing new foreign species to combat the previous ones it has introduced, the weather report is the prisoners' favourite programme, and the news is showing footage of Beedle bullying an old man to the point of tears. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Anti-Monarchist Hyrule's national animal is the Hylian Retriever, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Anti-Monarchist Hyrule is ranked 321,951^st in the world and 8^th in Messengers of Annihilation for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -13.19 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.