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Most Efficient Economies: 362nd Largest Populations: 511th Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 915th
The SmallBall Nation of
Anarchy
31.2 Billion Served...
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Anti-Goatsack

Population31.314 billion

CapitalKeely
LeaderBilly

CurrencyDollar
AnimalBeaner

The SmallBall Nation of Anti-Goatsack is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Billy with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, rampant corporate plagiarism, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 31.314 billion Anti-Goatsackians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Keely. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Anti-Goatsackian economy, worth a remarkable 5,350 trillion Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 170,880 Dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 675,114 per year while the poor average 29,283, a ratio of 23.1 to 1.

The government's suicide hotline now redirects callers to local tax lawyers, one-stop superstores divide and conquer family businesses, polite commuters on the Keely Metro always let hurried workers off the train first, and visitors to the famed rainforests are instead taken to vast furniture factories. Crime is totally unknown. Anti-Goatsack's national animal is the Beaner, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Anti-Goatsack is ranked 3,313th in the world and 100th in Osiris for Smartest Citizens, with 131.67 Quips Per Hour.

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Most Efficient Economies: 362ndLargest Populations: 511thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 915thHighest Economic Output: 976thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,059thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,113thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,608thLargest Mining Sector: 1,617thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,628thTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 2,498thSmartest Citizens: 3,313thHealthiest Citizens: 3,352ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,436thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,745thMost Avoided: 3,952ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,490thRudest Citizens: 4,542ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,588thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,227thHighest Average Incomes: 8,264thTop
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Largest Black Market: 9,488thMost Developed: 9,785thMost Pacifist: 10,427thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 13,266th
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Most Efficient Economies: 13th in the regionLargest Populations: 14th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 24th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 33rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 33rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 36th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 45th in the regionTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 71st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 73rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 96th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 100th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 131st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 141st in the regionRudest Citizens: 149th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 154th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 184th in the regionMost Avoided: 212th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 255th in the regionTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 295th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 306th in the regionMost Influential: 307th in the regionMost Stationary: 312th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 333rd in the regionMost Developed: 337th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 388th in the regionMost Pacifist: 465th in the regionMost Politically Free: 471st in the regionLargest Black Market: 519th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Anti-Goatsack, visitors to the famed rainforests are instead taken to vast furniture factories.
  • : Following new legislation in Anti-Goatsack, polite commuters on the Keely Metro always let hurried workers off the train first.
  • : Following new legislation in Anti-Goatsack, one-stop superstores divide and conquer family businesses.
  • : Anti-Goatsack was reclassified from "Civil Rights Lovefest" to "Anarchy".
  • : Following new legislation in Anti-Goatsack, the government's suicide hotline now redirects callers to local tax lawyers.
  • : Following new legislation in Anti-Goatsack, the nation leads Osiris in per capita stalking.
  • : Anti-Goatsack was reclassified from "New York Times Democracy" to "Civil Rights Lovefest".
  • : Following new legislation in Anti-Goatsack, airport security is provided by private companies.
  • : Anti-Goatsack was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : Following new legislation in Anti-Goatsack, AG-SPAN viewership drops as MPs act their age.

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