Largest Populations: 555th Largest Publishing Industry: 1,115th Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,237th
The SmallBall Nation of
New York Times Democracy
29 Billion Served...
Regional Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Superb

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The SmallBall Nation of Anti-Goatsack is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Billy with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, barren, inhospitable landscape, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 29.147 billion Anti-Goatsackians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The minute, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Keely. The average income tax rate is 1.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Anti-Goatsackian economy, worth a remarkable 3,913 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Book Publishing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 134,267 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Restaurants are required to specify whether their toilet paper was made in Anti-Goatsack, political parties are banned from advertising and receiving private donations, the Anti-Goatsackian Intelligence Agency relies on internet search engines to know what is happening overseas, and fake designer clothes are shredded and burnt while many in the world don't have a shirt on their back. Crime is almost non-existent. Anti-Goatsack's national animal is the Beaner, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Anti-Goatsack is ranked 146,738th in the world and 4,107th in Osiris for Most Primitive, scoring -227.49 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Top
1%
Largest Populations: 555thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,115thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,237thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,239thHighest Economic Output: 1,449thTop
5%
Largest Mining Sector: 1,719thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,762ndLargest Black Market: 2,322ndHealthiest Citizens: 3,964thSmartest Citizens: 4,000thMost Avoided: 5,125thLargest Retail Industry: 5,304thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,838thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,788thTop
10%
Largest Agricultural Sector: 8,101stMost Secular: 12,450thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,873rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,375thHighest Average Incomes: 14,497thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 14,908thRudest Citizens: 15,152ndMost Pacifist: 15,909th
Top
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Largest Populations: 12th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 34th in the regionTop
5%
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 50th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 53rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 56th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 77th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 78th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 103rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 124th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 141st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 167th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 184th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 219th in the regionTop
10%
Most Avoided: 235th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 254th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 262nd in the regionMost Secular: 339th in the regionRudest Citizens: 391st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 429th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Anti-Goatsack's influence in Osiris rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : Anti-Goatsack was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pacifist.
  • : Anti-Goatsack was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Anti-Goatsack, fake designer clothes are shredded and burnt while many in the world don't have a shirt on their back.
  • : Following new legislation in Anti-Goatsack, the Anti-Goatsackian Intelligence Agency relies on internet search engines to know what is happening overseas.
  • : Following new legislation in Anti-Goatsack, political parties are banned from advertising and receiving private donations.
  • : Following new legislation in Anti-Goatsack, restaurants are required to specify whether their toilet paper was made in Anti-Goatsack.
  • : Following new legislation in Anti-Goatsack, the WhoTube comments section has gone strangely quiet.
  • : Following new legislation in Anti-Goatsack, the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events.
  • : Anti-Goatsack changed its national motto to "29 Billion Served...".

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