The Democratic States of Anthropoi is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its compulsory military service, pith helmet sales, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 954 million Anthropoians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 70.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Anthropoian economy, worth 41.0 trillion Dalcs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 42,965 Dalcs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Glamping Anthropoians won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi, squeaky high prepubescent voices recite the patriotic poem "Hail to The Leader!" before each meal, children fear compulsory visits to their spiritual advisors more than the dentist, and religious turf wars have caused frustrated police to pray for divine intervention. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Anthropoi's national animal is the Dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Anthropoi is ranked 152,864^th in the world and 577^th in Europeia for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 1,676.32 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.