by Max Barry

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Highest Crime Rates: 3,248thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,741stLargest Retail Industry: 4,790th
The Armed Republic of
Corporate Bordello
Pride and Industry
Influence
Page
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Excellent

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AnRuskistan

Population955 million

CurrencyDoller
AnimalGarr

The Armed Republic of AnRuskistan is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ubiquitous missile silos, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 955 million AnRuskistanians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.4%.

The all-consuming AnRuskistanian economy, worth 77.7 trillion Dollers a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and dominated by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is 81,334 Dollers, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 492,490 per year while the poor average 6,000, a ratio of 82.1 to 1.

The new prison system is crowding up at an alarming rate, the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees, environmental legislation occurs cyclically, and copies of the constitution are used as toilet paper. Crime is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. AnRuskistan's national animal is the Garr, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

AnRuskistan is ranked 6,908th in the world and 4th in United States of America for Rudest Citizens, with 122.55 Insults Per Minute.

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Highest Crime Rates: 3,248thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,741stLargest Retail Industry: 4,790thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,866thFattest Citizens: 6,112thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,423rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 6,732ndRudest Citizens: 6,908thMost Avoided: 9,354thMost Armed: 9,842ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,501stTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 11,535thMost Cheerful Citizens: 13,598thMost Pro-Market: 15,405thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 16,507thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 19,931st
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 4th in the regionRudest Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 8th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 8th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in AnRuskistan, copies of the constitution are used as toilet paper.
  • : Following new legislation in AnRuskistan, environmental legislation occurs cyclically.
  • : AnRuskistan lodged a message on the United States of America Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in AnRuskistan, the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees.
  • : AnRuskistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in AnRuskistan, the new prison system is crowding up at an alarming rate.
  • : Following new legislation in AnRuskistan, the government only announces the deaths of its members when it's convenient.
  • : Following new legislation in AnRuskistan, the election for Leader's office's janitor is heating up.
  • : AnRuskistan was reclassified from "Capitalist Paradise" to "Corporate Bordello".
  • : Following new legislation in AnRuskistan, blackface performers claim they are being deliberately ironic.

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