Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,265th Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,393rd Fattest Citizens: 2,571st
The Free Archipelagan Federation of
Left-Leaning College State
We fight for freedom
Regional Influence
Nipper
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

Overview People Government Economy Rank Trend

The Free Archipelagan Federation of Anonymous Islands is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by President Osborn Peace with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, deadly medical pandemics, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 10.516 billion AIslanders enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Headon City. The average income tax rate is 2.5%.

The frighteningly efficient AIslandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,638 trillion buckers a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Soda Sales, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 155,789 buckers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Conversion therapy coupons are a popular present for coming of age ceremonies, President Osborn Peace's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide, debate rages over whether ground fish guts can be spread on fields, and citizens have voted the song "President Osborn Peace Smells Like A double headed ferret" as their new national anthem. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Anonymous Islands's national animal is the double headed ferret, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is some spiritual crap.

Anonymous Islands is ranked 6,972nd in the world and 344th in Lazarus for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 7,406.95 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,265thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,393rdTop
5%
Fattest Citizens: 2,571stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3,064thLargest Retail Industry: 4,467thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,164thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,276thHighest Economic Output: 5,359thMost Armed: 5,521stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,076thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,086thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,582ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6,972ndRudest Citizens: 7,321stMost Avoided: 7,582ndTop
10%
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8,202ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 8,315thHighest Average Incomes: 9,493rdMost Efficient Economies: 9,914thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,053rdHighest Crime Rates: 10,364thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,477thLargest Black Market: 11,175thLargest Populations: 11,549thNudest: 12,376thLargest Insurance Industry: 13,331stMost Cheerful Citizens: 13,608thLargest Gambling Industry: 15,209thHighest Poor Incomes: 15,557thHighest Drug Use: 15,639th
Top
5%
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 61st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 75th in the regionFattest Citizens: 130th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 144th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 201st in the regionRudest Citizens: 213th in the regionMost Armed: 235th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 236th in the regionTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 277th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 280th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 296th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 305th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 307th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 311th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 344th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 353rd in the regionMost Avoided: 372nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 382nd in the regionLargest Populations: 413th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 416th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 421st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 426th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 432nd in the regionNudest: 445th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 466th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Anonymous Islands was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector and the Top 5% for Most Avoided.
  • : Anonymous Islands was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
  • : Anonymous Islands was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Drug Use and Nudest.
  • : Following new legislation in Anonymous Islands, citizens have voted the song "President Osborn Peace Smells Like A double headed ferret" as their new national anthem.
  • : Following new legislation in Anonymous Islands, debate rages over whether ground fish guts can be spread on fields.
  • : Anonymous Islands was reclassified from "Capitalizt" to "Left-Leaning College State".
  • : Following new legislation in Anonymous Islands, President Osborn Peace's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide.
  • : Following new legislation in Anonymous Islands, conversion therapy coupons are a popular present for coming of age ceremonies.
  • : Anonymous Islands's influence in Lazarus rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Following new legislation in Anonymous Islands, stoned tourists don't tend to remember much about their holidays here.

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