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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,192nd Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,471st Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,738th
The Free Archipelagan Federation of
Anarchy
We fight for freedom
Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Anonymous Islands

Population11.975 billion

CapitalHeadon City
LeaderPresident Osborn Peace
Faithsome spiritual crap

Currencybucker
Animaldouble headed ferret

The Free Archipelagan Federation of Anonymous Islands is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by President Osborn Peace with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, infamous sell-swords, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 11.975 billion AIslanders live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Headon City. The average income tax rate is 2.5%.

The frighteningly efficient AIslandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,918 trillion buckers a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 160,175 buckers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

The nation is cleaning up after a national night of celebration left most people with headaches and dim memories (Anonymous Islands has found 4 easter eggs), a video of President Osborn Peace wearing shock-blue face paint and smashing an electric guitar in front of a frenzied crowd is on endless repeat on the nightly news, any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property, and the military maintains a fierce arsenal of 'Cure Missiles'. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Anonymous Islands's national animal is the double headed ferret, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is some spiritual crap.

Anonymous Islands is ranked 9,153rd in the world and 342nd in Osiris for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 300.6 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,192ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,471stTop
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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,738thFattest Citizens: 2,742ndRudest Citizens: 3,343rdMost Efficient Economies: 3,524thMost Armed: 4,447thLargest Retail Industry: 4,580thHighest Economic Output: 5,124thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,513thHighest Crime Rates: 5,589thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,947thMost Avoided: 6,182ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,447thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,770thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 8,471stNudest: 8,536thTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,618thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,992ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9,139thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,153rdHighest Drug Use: 9,558thHighest Average Incomes: 9,939thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10,094thMost Cheerful Citizens: 10,371stLargest Populations: 10,950thMost Politically Free: 13,050thLargest Black Market: 13,274thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 15,126thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 16,415th
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 54th in the regionTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 64th in the regionRudest Citizens: 113th in the regionFattest Citizens: 133rd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 134th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 179th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 189th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 197th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 199th in the regionMost Armed: 206th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 216th in the regionTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 280th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 286th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 290th in the regionMost Politically Free: 296th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 309th in the regionNudest: 322nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 322nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 340th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 342nd in the regionLargest Populations: 344th in the regionMost Avoided: 347th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 406th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 407th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 435th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 452nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 473rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 483rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Anonymous Islands was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
  • : Anonymous Islands was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Anonymous Islands was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Anonymous Islands's influence in Osiris rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
  • : Anonymous Islands was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Following new legislation in Anonymous Islands, the military maintains a fierce arsenal of 'Cure Missiles'.
  • : Following new legislation in Anonymous Islands, any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property.
  • : Following new legislation in Anonymous Islands, a video of President Osborn Peace wearing shock-blue face paint and smashing an electric guitar in front of a frenzied crowd is on endless repeat on the nightly news.
  • : Following new legislation in Anonymous Islands, the nation is cleaning up after a national night of celebration left most people with headaches and dim memories (Anonymous Islands has found 4 easter eggs).
  • : Following new legislation in Anonymous Islands, lending money has become a major liability.

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