The Free Syria of Anonymegg is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Daniel II with an even hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 1.713 billion Anonymeggians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of London. The average income tax rate is 92.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Anonymeggian economy, worth 186 trillion monets a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 108,669 monets, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreigners with shady pasts are fleeing the country, educators and parents alike are allowing children to view the internet again after violent videos were purged, creating dance remixes is the newest form of conspicuous consumption, and online text-based nation-simulation games require you to prove you're a sovereign country before you can play. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Anonymegg's national animal is the chicken, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Coptic Orthodox Christianity.

Anonymegg is ranked 96,295^th in the world and 2^nd in NSAfrica for Most Patriotic, with 16.96 flags saluted per person per day.