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Most Inclusive: 340thMost Advanced Public Education: 445thMost Compassionate Citizens: 499th
The Queendom of
Democratic Socialists
Time is never ending.
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Average

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Anoh

Population9.627 billion

CurrencyAustra
Animalpenguin

The Queendom of Anoh is a colossal, cultured nation, notable for its soft-spoken computers, sprawling nuclear power plants, and prohibition of alcohol. The compassionate population of 9.627 billion Anohians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. The income tax rate is 100.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Anohian economy, worth a remarkable 1,704 trillion Austras a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 177,079 Austras, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Burning yourself alive is not okay but starving and whipping yourself is fine, the nation's museums are real penny-pinchers, celebrities sit helplessly as they are labeled "pompous womples" by Leader, and children have nightmares about the eerie red glow and constant whirring of newly-installed machines. Crime is totally unknown. Anoh's national animal is the penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Anoh is ranked 159,825th in the world and 5,028th in the South Pacific for Most Conservative, scoring 44 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.

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Most Inclusive: 340thMost Advanced Public Education: 445thMost Compassionate Citizens: 499thMost Pacifist: 563rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 643rdNicest Citizens: 693rdHighest Food Quality: 709thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 724thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 856thLargest Welfare Programs: 996thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,002ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,303rdMost Beautiful Environments: 1,310thMost Developed: 1,455thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,642ndLargest Governments: 1,661stBest Weather: 1,717thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,759thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,802ndSafest: 1,851stMost Cultured: 2,064thHealthiest Citizens: 2,109thLowest Crime Rates: 2,239thTop
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Smartest Citizens: 2,661stMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,485thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,077thMost Efficient Economies: 4,904thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,010thHighest Average Incomes: 9,374thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,895thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,066thHighest Economic Output: 10,712thMost Secular: 10,739thMost Stationary: 11,852ndLargest Publishing Industry: 12,107thTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 14,998thMost Influential: 16,569thMost Income Equality: 21,648th
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Most Inclusive: 14th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 15th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 19th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 19th in the regionMost Pacifist: 20th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 21st in the regionNicest Citizens: 26th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 28th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 29th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 31st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 33rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 39th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 41st in the regionMost Developed: 52nd in the regionBest Weather: 53rd in the regionLargest Governments: 53rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 55th in the regionMost Cultured: 58th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 60th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 62nd in the regionSafest: 63rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 65th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 69th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 69th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 81st in the regionTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 121st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 136th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 144th in the regionMost Stationary: 199th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 217th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 246th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 300th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 322nd in the regionMost Secular: 343rd in the regionLargest Populations: 352nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 377th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 393rd in the regionTop
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Nudest: 506th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 887th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Anoh was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : Anoh was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Following new legislation in Anoh, children have nightmares about the eerie red glow and constant whirring of newly-installed machines.
  • : Following new legislation in Anoh, celebrities sit helplessly as they are labeled "pompous womples" by Leader.
  • : Following new legislation in Anoh, the nation's museums are real penny-pinchers.
  • : Following new legislation in Anoh, burning yourself alive is not okay but starving and whipping yourself is fine.
  • : Following new legislation in Anoh, the nation is proudly the least fertile in the South Pacific.
  • : Anoh was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • : Anoh was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Following new legislation in Anoh, dubiously qualified East Lebatuckese doctors prescribe ice baths as a treatment for pneumonia.

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