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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,861stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,171stFattest Citizens: 2,179th
The Dictatorship of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Hey Listen!
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Annoying Navi

Population2.892 billion

CapitalKokiri Forest
LeaderLink

CurrencyRupee
AnimalHorse

The Dictatorship of Annoying Navi is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Link with an iron fist, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 2.892 billion Annoying Navians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kokiri Forest. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Annoying Navian economy, worth 366 trillion Rupees a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 126,841 Rupees, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

The "war on terror" doesn't seem to be making Annoying Navians any less frightened, Link has been declared supreme ruler for all eternity, religion is strictly forbidden within school grounds, and criminals always seem to be forewarned of police raids. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Annoying Navi's national animal is the Horse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Annoying Navi is ranked 63,942nd in the world and 7th in Hyrule for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with zero valid endorsements.

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,861stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,171stTop
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Fattest Citizens: 2,179thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,321stHighest Crime Rates: 2,422ndLargest Gambling Industry: 3,764thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,071stMost Avoided: 4,290thLargest Mining Sector: 4,982ndLargest Retail Industry: 5,022ndMost Rebellious Youth: 5,586thTop
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Most Armed: 11,437thMost Corrupt Governments: 15,197thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 15,254thHighest Drug Use: 18,591stMost Pro-Market: 19,275thMost Cheerful Citizens: 20,350thHighest Average Incomes: 21,358th
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Largest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Annoying Navi's influence in Hyrule rose from "Page" to "Squire".
  • : Annoying Navi was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Crime Rates.
  • : Following new legislation in Annoying Navi, criminals always seem to be forewarned of police raids.
  • : Following new legislation in Annoying Navi, religion is strictly forbidden within school grounds.
  • : Following new legislation in Annoying Navi, Link has been declared supreme ruler for all eternity.
  • : Following new legislation in Annoying Navi, the "war on terror" doesn't seem to be making Annoying Navians any less frightened.
  • : Annoying Navi was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Annoying Navi's influence in Hyrule rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
  • : Annoying Navi was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Crime Rates.
  • : Following new legislation in Annoying Navi, murderers and thieves claim divine inspiration to avoid prosecution.

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