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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,881stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,179thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,249th
The Dictatorship of
Compulsory Consumerist State
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Squire
Region
Civil Rights
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Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Annoying Navi

Population4.632 billion

CapitalKokiri Forest
LeaderLink

CurrencyRupee
AnimalHorse

The Dictatorship of Annoying Navi is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Link with an iron fist, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, digital currency, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 4.632 billion Annoying Navians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kokiri Forest. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Annoying Navian economy, worth 589 trillion Rupees a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 127,247 Rupees, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

Discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation is illegal, Link often plays real life games of Tower Defense against hordes of angry villagers, internet moderators work overtime to remove memes comparing Link to cartoon bears, and a ban on robots in disguise has transformed the entertainment industry. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Annoying Navi's national animal is the Horse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Annoying Navi is ranked 107,482nd in the world and 10th in Hyrule for Smartest Citizens, with 32.14 quips per hour.

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,881stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,179thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,249thFattest Citizens: 2,271stHighest Crime Rates: 2,609thTop
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Largest Gambling Industry: 4,026thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,065thMost Avoided: 4,310thLargest Mining Sector: 5,235thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,411thLargest Retail Industry: 5,649thMost Armed: 11,754thTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 16,045thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 16,161stHighest Average Incomes: 22,917thMost Efficient Economies: 23,353rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 25,281stLargest Publishing Industry: 25,360thHighest Drug Use: 25,940thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 26,920th
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Annoying Navi was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Annoying Navi was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Annoying Navi was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Crime Rates.
  • : Annoying Navi was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : Annoying Navi was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Annoying Navi was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Annoying Navi was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Crime Rates.
  • : Annoying Navi was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Crime Rates and the Top 10% for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Annoying Navi was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced and Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Annoying Navi, a ban on robots in disguise has transformed the entertainment industry.

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