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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 2,029thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,184thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,353rd
The Dictatorship of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Hey Listen!
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Annoying Navi

Population6.836 billion

CapitalKokiri Forest
LeaderLink

CurrencyRupee
AnimalHorse

The Dictatorship of Annoying Navi is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Link with an iron fist, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, infamous sell-swords, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 6.836 billion Annoying Navians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kokiri Forest. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Annoying Navian economy, worth 869 trillion Rupees a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 127,247 Rupees, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

Discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation is illegal, Link often plays real life games of Tower Defense against hordes of angry villagers, internet moderators work overtime to remove memes comparing Link to cartoon bears, and a ban on robots in disguise has transformed the entertainment industry. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Annoying Navi's national animal is the Horse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Annoying Navi is ranked 135,150th in the world and 6th in Hyrule for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 1,786.71 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 2,029thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,184thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,353rdFattest Citizens: 2,425thHighest Crime Rates: 2,729thTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 4,218thLargest Gambling Industry: 4,479thMost Avoided: 4,909thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,284thLargest Retail Industry: 6,422ndLargest Mining Sector: 6,748thMost Armed: 14,824thTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 20,749thMost Corrupt Governments: 21,205thHighest Average Incomes: 26,108thMost Scientifically Advanced: 26,676thMost Efficient Economies: 27,571stLargest Publishing Industry: 28,573rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 29,094thHighest Economic Output: 29,970thMost Secular: 30,881st
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Most Pro-Market: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Annoying Navi was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Secular.
  • : Annoying Navi was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Annoying Navi was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Secular.
  • : Annoying Navi's influence in Hyrule rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
  • : Annoying Navi was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Annoying Navi's influence in Hyrule fell from "Apprentice" to "Squire".
  • : Annoying Navi was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Secular.
  • : Annoying Navi was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Annoying Navi was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pro-Market.
  • : Annoying Navi's influence in Hyrule rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".

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