The Dictatorship of Annoying Navi is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Link with an iron fist, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, digital currency, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 4.632 billion Annoying Navians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kokiri Forest. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Annoying Navian economy, worth 589 trillion Rupees a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 127,247 Rupees, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

Discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation is illegal, Link often plays real life games of Tower Defense against hordes of angry villagers, internet moderators work overtime to remove memes comparing Link to cartoon bears, and a ban on robots in disguise has transformed the entertainment industry. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Annoying Navi's national animal is the Horse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Annoying Navi is ranked 107,482^nd in the world and 10^th in Hyrule for Smartest Citizens, with 32.14 quips per hour.