The Dictatorship of Annoying Navi is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Link with an iron fist, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 2.892 billion Annoying Navians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kokiri Forest. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Annoying Navian economy, worth 366 trillion Rupees a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 126,841 Rupees, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

The "war on terror" doesn't seem to be making Annoying Navians any less frightened, Link has been declared supreme ruler for all eternity, religion is strictly forbidden within school grounds, and criminals always seem to be forewarned of police raids. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Annoying Navi's national animal is the Horse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Annoying Navi is ranked 63,942^nd in the world and 7^th in Hyrule for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with zero valid endorsements.