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Largest Black Market: 5,539th Most Secular: 6,477th Most Subsidized Industry: 9,926th
The Toast of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Smell the Cabbages!
Cardinal Flowsfreeli
Influence
Duckspeaker
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Annoying Nasal Drip

Population7.747 billion

CapitalSniffle
LeaderCardinal Flowsfreeli
FaithOrder of the Holy Kleenix

CurrencyThin Dime
AnimalGoat of Many Colors

The Toast of Annoying Nasal Drip is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Cardinal Flowsfreeli with an iron fist, and remarkable for its smutty television, ban on automobiles, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 7.747 billion Annoying Nosers are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sniffle. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 65.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Annoying economy, worth 659 trillion Thin Dimes a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is 85,069 Thin Dimes, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

The only women behind bars are barmaids, prisoners have been known to host cooking and home décor television shows, soldiers are slaughtered in their thousands due to lack of training, and the state auctions off combat drones to fund war reparations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Annoying Nasal Drip's national animal is the Goat of Many Colors, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Order of the Holy Kleenix.

Annoying Nasal Drip is ranked 62,058th in the world and 3rd in Starbase Hopeless for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 86.16 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

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Most Subsidized Industry: 9,926thLargest Retail Industry: 11,010thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,441stLargest Agricultural Sector: 16,149th
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Most Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the region

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