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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 11th Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 13th
The Dreadstomp of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Hear the perfidious bleating of electric sheep.
Superior Leader Annihitor the Incred
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Annihitor the Incred

Population7.232 billion

Capitalwhat anyone sees
LeaderSuperior Leader Annihitor the Incred
Faithwhen much many

Currencyeverywhere
Animalwhat gives the name

The Dreadstomp of Annihitor the Incred is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Superior Leader Annihitor the Incred with an iron fist, and renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, anti-smoking policies, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.232 billion Trolls are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of what anyone sees. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Annihitese economy, worth a remarkable 3,797 trillion everywheres a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 525,061 everywheres, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

This year's hottest seller is plenary indulgence, it is said that an Annihitese woman's work is never done, Annihitor the Incred's Medieval Faire is renowned as one of the best in the region, and calling dibs is an unalienable right. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Annihitor the Incred's national animal is the what gives the name, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is when much many.

Annihitor the Incred is ranked 164,437th in the world and 4,939th in the Rejected Realms for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 5.29 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 13thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 19thHighest Poor Incomes: 31stMost Ignorant Citizens: 36thMost Corrupt Governments: 82ndLargest Mining Sector: 118thMost Primitive: 135thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 179thLargest Black Market: 181stHighest Average Incomes: 193rdMost Avoided: 203rdMost Devout: 279thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 319thLargest Governments: 489thHighest Average Tax Rates: 656thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 899thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,267thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 1,703rdLowest Crime Rates: 1,792ndMost Authoritarian: 2,351stHighest Economic Output: 2,373rdNudest: 3,643rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,995thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,044thMost Conservative: 4,284thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,612thMost Efficient Economies: 5,667thMost Extreme: 6,959thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,862ndTop
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Most Income Equality: 11,821st
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Black Market: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 6th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 10th in the regionMost Devout: 11th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 12th in the regionMost Primitive: 12th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 13th in the regionMost Avoided: 15th in the regionLargest Governments: 15th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 17th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 22nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 25th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 37th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 45th in the regionTop
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Most Authoritarian: 53rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 61st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 62nd in the regionMost Conservative: 83rd in the regionNudest: 89th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 97th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 112th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 131st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 140th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 192nd in the regionMost Extreme: 193rd in the regionMost Income Equality: 211th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Annihitor the Incred, calling dibs is an unalienable right.
  • : Following new legislation in Annihitor the Incred, Annihitor the Incred's Medieval Faire is renowned as one of the best in the region.
  • : Following new legislation in Annihitor the Incred, it is said that an Annihitese woman's work is never done.
  • : Following new legislation in Annihitor the Incred, this year's hottest seller is plenary indulgence.
  • : Following new legislation in Annihitor the Incred, meetings are often scheduled for "about four-ish" following complete conversion to sundials.
  • : Following new legislation in Annihitor the Incred, toxic smog is dismissed as the populace just "letting off steam".
  • : Following new legislation in Annihitor the Incred, children often kick what gives the names for amusement.
  • : Following new legislation in Annihitor the Incred, shouting contests are an important part of government job interviews.
  • : Following new legislation in Annihitor the Incred, sneezing pedestrians are grabbed by alley-lurking doctors.
  • : Following new legislation in Annihitor the Incred, the government has declared victoria over the cheese menace.

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