Population | 10.229 billion |
Capital | what anyone sees |
Leader | Superior Leader Annihitor the Incred |
Faith | when much many |
Currency | everywhere |
Animal | what gives the name |
The Abominable Dreadstomp of Annihitor the Incred is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Superior Leader Annihitor the Incred with an iron fist, and notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, zero percent divorce rate, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.229 billion Trolls are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid and Education aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of what anyone sees. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Annihitese economy, worth a remarkable 6,211 trillion everywheres a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 607,263 everywheres, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The hardest thing for a mining operation to dig through is government red tape, the people consider response to rudeness to be an acceptable casus belli, the only place where one can see the Annihitese cherry tree is in a museum, and there's a bustling black market for vegetables. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Annihitor the Incred's national animal is the what gives the name, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is when much many.
Annihitor the Incred is ranked 3,724th in the world and 1st in Troll Cave for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 5,117.89 on the Societal Mobility Rating.
National Happenings
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Annihitor the Incred, there's a bustling black market for vegetables.
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Annihitor the Incred, the only place where one can see the Annihitese cherry tree is in a museum.
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Annihitor the Incred, the people consider response to rudeness to be an acceptable casus belli.
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Annihitor the Incred, the hardest thing for a mining operation to dig through is government red tape.
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Annihitor the Incred was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
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Annihitor the Incred, singing in public is only allowed if you are singing the praise of the Motherland.
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Annihitor the Incred, Trolls are unrivalled in obstacle courses.
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Annihitor the Incred, meetings are often scheduled for "about four-ish" following complete conversion to sundials.
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Annihitor the Incred, political loyalty is enforced by way of chemical addiction.
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Annihitor the Incred, hiding wrinkles with make-up is illegal.