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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10th
The Abominable Dreadstomp of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Nuke the incompetent, launch the unready.
Superior Leader Annihitor the Incred
Influence
Hermit
Founder
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Annihitor the Incred

Population9.264 billion

Capitalwhat anyone sees
LeaderSuperior Leader Annihitor the Incred
Faithwhen much many

Currencyeverywhere
Animalwhat gives the name

The Abominable Dreadstomp of Annihitor the Incred is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Superior Leader Annihitor the Incred with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, zero percent divorce rate, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.264 billion Trolls are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of what anyone sees. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Annihitese economy, worth a remarkable 5,542 trillion everywheres a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 598,267 everywheres, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Betting pennies on games of Go Fish is considered deviant, hiding wrinkles with make-up is illegal, families consisting of more than three people are forced to split up, and oddly simian-looking religious thugs beat up anyone who suggests humans are related to monkeys. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Annihitor the Incred's national animal is the what gives the name, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is when much many.

Annihitor the Incred is ranked 4,102nd in the world and 1st in Troll Cave for Nudest, with 1,201 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 14thMost Ignorant Citizens: 44thMost Corrupt Governments: 52ndHighest Poor Incomes: 62ndMost Devout: 81stHighest Average Incomes: 140thLargest Mining Sector: 149thMost Valuable International Artwork: 173rdLargest Black Market: 176thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 202ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 203rdMost Primitive: 208thMost Avoided: 225thLargest Governments: 243rdMost Armed: 283rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 297thLowest Crime Rates: 499thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,003rdHighest Economic Output: 1,547thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 2,265thMost Efficient Economies: 2,821stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,970thMost Authoritarian: 3,480thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,833rdMost Advanced Public Education: 3,947thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,005thNudest: 4,102ndMost Conservative: 4,901stTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,443rdMost Extreme: 16,251stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 18,595th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Annihitor the Incred, oddly simian-looking religious thugs beat up anyone who suggests humans are related to monkeys.
  • : Following new legislation in Annihitor the Incred, families consisting of more than three people are forced to split up.
  • : Following new legislation in Annihitor the Incred, hiding wrinkles with make-up is illegal.
  • : Following new legislation in Annihitor the Incred, betting pennies on games of Go Fish is considered deviant.
  • : Following new legislation in Annihitor the Incred, the nation's student exchange programs are something of a one way street.
  • : Following new legislation in Annihitor the Incred, shouting contests are an important part of government job interviews.
  • : Following new legislation in Annihitor the Incred, flatulent people are left to die of cancer at the end of hospital waiting lists.
  • : Following new legislation in Annihitor the Incred, all citizens are solely referenced by their allocated identity number.
  • : Following new legislation in Annihitor the Incred, it's entirely possible foreign diplomats misheard when Annihitor the Incred offered the words "peace be upon you".
  • : Following new legislation in Annihitor the Incred, sleeping on the job is recommended.

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