Population | 1.18 billion |
Capital | New Cleves |
Leader | Empress Anne of Cleves III |
Currency | Anne Dollar |
Animal | Clevesian Red Hawk |
The Clevesian Dictatorial Empire of Anne of Cleves in TNP is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Empress Anne of Cleves III with an iron fist, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, avowedly heterosexual populace, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.18 billion Clevesians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Cleves. The average income tax rate is 75.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The sizeable but stagnant Clevesian economy, worth 6.93 trillion Anne Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 5,871 Anne Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
It is illegal to make racist remarks in public, the might of the entire Clevesian Navy is focused on fifty bemused spear-throwing islanders, teen boys and girls find stick-figure-aided lectures on their comradestruation emphasises socialist unity more than biology, and dangerous criminals are often 'accidentally' sent on one-way trips to Maxtopia. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Anne of Cleves in TNP's national animal is the Clevesian Red Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Anne of Cleves in TNP is ranked 38,408th in the world and 1,904th in The North Pacific for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 1,131.23 Tourists Per Hour.
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Anne of Cleves in TNP was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
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Anne of Cleves in TNP lodged a message on the The North Pacific Regional Message Board.
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Anne of Cleves in TNP was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Primitive.
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Anne of Cleves in TNP, dangerous criminals are often 'accidentally' sent on one-way trips to Maxtopia.
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Anne of Cleves in TNP, teen boys and girls find stick-figure-aided lectures on their comradestruation emphasises socialist unity more than biology.
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Anne of Cleves in TNP, the might of the entire Clevesian Navy is focused on fifty bemused spear-throwing islanders.
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Anne of Cleves in TNP, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public.
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Anne of Cleves in TNP, crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing.
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Anne of Cleves in TNP, historical commemorations regularly devolve into militaristic jingoism.
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Anne of Cleves in TNP, Anne of Cleves in TNP recently hosted the least successful trade negotiations since The Phantom Menace.