The People's Commonwealth of Ankuran is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Premier de Vos and Chancellor Jansen with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 6.419 billion Ankurani have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Région d'Angora-Capitale. The average income tax rate is 99.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Ankuran economy, worth a remarkable 1,686 trillion buillons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 262,753 buillons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Urban graffiti is hand-calligraphed in perfectly kerned elegant fonts, the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments, members of the government all have oddly similar anecdotes about their childhoods, and the 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ankuran's national animal is the jack-booted cottontail, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Đại Đạo Tam Kỳ Phổ Độ.

Ankuran is ranked 811^th in the world and 1^st in Thaecia for Most Developed, scoring 97.77 on the Human Development Index.