|Capital||New New York|
|Leader||President Donalđ Trümp|
The Dark Shadowy Guv'mint Agents of Animal Farmerica is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by President Donalđ Trümp with an even hand, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, otherworldly petting zoo, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 4.972 billion Muricans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.
The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New New York. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Murican economy, worth a remarkable 1,168 trillion Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 234,988 Dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,184,977 per year while the poor average 25,979, a ratio of 45.6 to 1.
Agricultural employees work for peanuts, politicians who vacation in East Lebatuck lose their jobs upon their return, psychiatrists bizarrely accompany President Donalđ Trümp to meetings with foreign heads of state, and the nation's forests are full of treasure hunters in military-grade survival gear. Crime is totally unknown. Animal Farmerica's national animal is the Blond Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Lex Lutheranism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Nobel Laureates of The Dark Norse granted Embassies authority and removed Appearance and Communications authority from Animal Farmerica as Base Security in Zombie Research Institute.
- : The Nobel Laureates of The Dark Norse removed Polls authority from Animal Farmerica as Base Security in Zombie Research Institute.
- : Animal Farmerica was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
- : Animal Farmerica's influence in Zombie Research Institute fell from "Instigator" to "Contender".
- : Animal Farmerica lodged a message on the United States of America Regional Message Board.
- : Animal Farmerica's influence in Zombie Research Institute fell from "Dealmaker" to "Instigator".
- : Animal Farmerica's influence in Zombie Research Institute fell from "Enforcer" to "Dealmaker".
- : Animal Farmerica lodged a message on the Zombie Research Institute Regional Message Board.
- : Animal Farmerica's influence in Zombie Research Institute fell from "Eminence Grise" to "Enforcer".
- : The Nobel Laureates of The Dark Norse renamed the office held by Animal Farmerica from "Security" to "Base Security" in Zombie Research Institute.