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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 887th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 925th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,016th
The Dark Shadowy Guv'mint Agents of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Making 'Murica Hate Again!
President Donalđ Trümp
Influence
Contender
Base Security
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Animal Farmerica

Population6.038 billion

CapitalNew New York
LeaderPresident Donalđ Trümp
FaithLex Lutheran Christianity

CurrencyDollar
AnimalBlond Eagle

The Dark Shadowy Guv'mint Agents of Animal Farmerica is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by President Donalđ Trümp with an iron fist, and notable for its smutty television, free-roaming dinosaurs, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 6.038 billion Muricans are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New New York. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Murican economy, worth a remarkable 1,421 trillion Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 235,418 Dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,208,399 per year while the poor average 25,116, a ratio of 48.1 to 1.

Stockbrokers dream of getting rich by writing textbooks, chrome-clad space marines are such stuff that dreams are made on, the same 6038 social media bloggers always loudly and immediately agree with President Donalđ Trümp's every word on Twitcher, and everyone apparently sends President Donalđ Trümp hair-filled lockets, offers to die heroically, and poetic desires to co-parent a child. Crime is totally unknown. Animal Farmerica's national animal is the Blond Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Lex Lutheran Christianity.

Animal Farmerica is ranked 1,783rd in the world and 1st in Zombie Research Institute for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 288.11 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 887thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 925thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,016thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,155thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,169thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,206thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,344thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,495thFattest Citizens: 1,559thTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 1,778thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,783rdMost Avoided: 1,832ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,289thMost Armed: 2,402ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,919thHighest Average Incomes: 3,285thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,451stMost Corrupt Governments: 4,018thRudest Citizens: 4,157thLargest Mining Sector: 4,320thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,447thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,618thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,821stLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,552ndLargest Gambling Industry: 5,762ndMost Efficient Economies: 5,824thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,620thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 7,894thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 8,620thLargest Publishing Industry: 13,256thMost Pro-Market: 13,624th
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Animal Farmerica was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : Following new legislation in Animal Farmerica, everyone apparently sends President Donalđ Trümp hair-filled lockets, offers to die heroically, and poetic desires to co-parent a child.
  • : Animal Farmerica was reclassified from "Capitalist Paradise" to "Compulsory Consumerist State".
  • : Following new legislation in Animal Farmerica, the same 6038 social media bloggers always loudly and immediately agree with President Donalđ Trümp's every word on Twitcher.
  • : Following new legislation in Animal Farmerica, chrome-clad space marines are such stuff that dreams are made on.
  • : Following new legislation in Animal Farmerica, stockbrokers dream of getting rich by writing textbooks.
  • : Following new legislation in Animal Farmerica, the secret ingredient is love (and MSG).
  • : Following new legislation in Animal Farmerica, kids these days know how to throw a proper punch.
  • : Following new legislation in Animal Farmerica, women don't report crimes to the emergency services for fear of being arrested.
  • : Animal Farmerica was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector.

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