by Max Barry

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 932nd Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1,032nd Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,076th
The Dark Shadowy Guv'mint Agents of
Capitalist Paradise
Making 'Murica Hate Again!
President Donalđ Trümp
Base Security
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Animal Farmerica

Population5.489 billion

CapitalNew New York
LeaderPresident Donalđ Trümp
FaithLex Lutheranism

AnimalBlond Eagle

The Dark Shadowy Guv'mint Agents of Animal Farmerica is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by President Donalđ Trümp with an even hand, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, otherworldly petting zoo, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 5.489 billion Muricans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New New York. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Murican economy, worth a remarkable 1,289 trillion Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 234,988 Dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,184,977 per year while the poor average 25,979, a ratio of 45.6 to 1.

Agricultural employees work for peanuts, politicians who vacation in East Lebatuck lose their jobs upon their return, psychiatrists bizarrely accompany President Donalđ Trümp to meetings with foreign heads of state, and the nation's forests are full of treasure hunters in military-grade survival gear. Crime is totally unknown. Animal Farmerica's national animal is the Blond Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Lex Lutheranism.

Animal Farmerica is ranked 162,500th in the world and 16th in Zombie Research Institute for Most Pacifist, with 4.02 Cheeks Turned Per Day.

Largest Soda Pop Sector: 932ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,032ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,076thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,171stLargest Insurance Industry: 1,194thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,223rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,374thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,500thFattest Citizens: 1,625thTop
Largest Retail Industry: 1,742ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,830thMost Avoided: 1,933rdRudest Citizens: 2,101stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,322ndMost Armed: 2,453rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,024thHighest Average Incomes: 3,265thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,354thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,353rdLargest Mining Sector: 4,410thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,713thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,715thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,824thLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,357thMost Efficient Economies: 6,012thLargest Gambling Industry: 6,208thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,403rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 7,907thTop
Highest Economic Output: 9,450thLargest Publishing Industry: 13,766thMost Pro-Market: 14,409th
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the region

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