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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 987th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1,072nd Highest Disposable Incomes: 1,290th
The Uղited States of
Capitalist Paradise
Making 'Murica Hate Again!
President Donalđ Trümp
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Average

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Animal Farmerica

Population4.073 billion

CapitalNew New York
LeaderPresident Donalđ Trümp
FaithLex Lutheranism

CurrencyDollar
AnimalBlond Eagle

The Uղited States of Animal Farmerica is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by President Donalđ Trümp with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, suspicion of poets, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 4.073 billion Muricans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New New York. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Murican economy, worth 955 trillion Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 234,709 Dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,183,573 per year while the poor average 25,949, a ratio of 45.6 to 1.

Organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, curtailed social programs have left many citizens bereft of any safety net, euthanasia is illegal, and Air Animal Farmerica tickets have reached sky-high prices due to a complete monopoly on air travel. Crime is totally unknown. Animal Farmerica's national animal is the Blond Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Lex Lutheranism.

Animal Farmerica is ranked 1,366th in the world and 4th in Spiritus for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 10,728.06 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 987thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,072ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,290thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,291stLargest Retail Industry: 1,328thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,366thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,390thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,551stRudest Citizens: 1,615thFattest Citizens: 1,707thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,799thTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,998thMost Avoided: 2,151stMost Armed: 2,543rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,862ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,027thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,077thHighest Average Incomes: 3,095thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,015thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,271stMost Corrupt Governments: 4,523rdLargest Mining Sector: 4,992ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,414thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,545thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,587thMost Efficient Economies: 6,507thLargest Gambling Industry: 7,167thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 8,252ndTop
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Highest Economic Output: 12,369thLargest Publishing Industry: 14,590thMost Pro-Market: 14,604thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 16,288thHighest Drug Use: 18,027th
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionTop
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Rudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5th in the regionMost Armed: 5th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 8th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 8th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 8th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 9th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 13th in the regionTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 16th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 17th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 18th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 21st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 22nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 23rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 24th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 26th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 28th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Animal Farmerica was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector and the Top 10% for Highest Drug Use.
  • : Following new legislation in Animal Farmerica, Air Animal Farmerica tickets have reached sky-high prices due to a complete monopoly on air travel.
  • : Following new legislation in Animal Farmerica, euthanasia is illegal.
  • : Following new legislation in Animal Farmerica, curtailed social programs have left many citizens bereft of any safety net.
  • : Following new legislation in Animal Farmerica, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region.
  • : Following new legislation in Animal Farmerica, Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy.
  • : Following new legislation in Animal Farmerica, the studies of art and philosophy are banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Animal Farmerica, the industries of Animal Farmerica are coughing all the way to the bank.
  • : Following new legislation in Animal Farmerica, competing private ambulances racing to be the first to traffic accidents are a major cause of road accidents.
  • : Following new legislation in Animal Farmerica, oil rigs in winter are heated by contained oil slick fires.

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