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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 948th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1,069th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,237th
The Uղited States of
Capitalist Paradise
Making 'Murica Hate Again!
President Donalđ Trümp
Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

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Animal Farmerica

Population4.434 billion

CapitalNew New York
LeaderPresident Donalđ Trümp
FaithLex Lutheranism

CurrencyDollar
AnimalBlond Eagle

The Uղited States of Animal Farmerica is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by President Donalđ Trümp with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, ubiquitous missile silos, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 4.434 billion Muricans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New New York. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Murican economy, worth a remarkable 1,041 trillion Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 234,988 Dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,184,977 per year while the poor average 25,979, a ratio of 45.6 to 1.

Agricultural employees work for peanuts, politicians who vacation in East Lebatuck lose their jobs upon their return, psychiatrists bizarrely accompany President Donalđ Trümp to meetings with foreign heads of state, and the nation's forests are full of treasure hunters in military-grade survival gear. Crime is totally unknown. Animal Farmerica's national animal is the Blond Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Lex Lutheranism.

Animal Farmerica is ranked 182,707th in the world and 289th in Spiritus for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -10.95 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 948thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,069thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,237thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,273rdLargest Insurance Industry: 1,325thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,326thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,452ndLargest Retail Industry: 1,479thFattest Citizens: 1,701stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,725thRudest Citizens: 1,776thTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,988thMost Avoided: 2,116thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,476thMost Armed: 2,678thHighest Average Incomes: 3,137thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,237thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,241stMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,138thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,454thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,781stLargest Mining Sector: 4,959thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,369thLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,781stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,157thMost Efficient Economies: 6,516thLargest Gambling Industry: 7,352ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 9,056thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 11,498thLargest Publishing Industry: 14,950thMost Pro-Market: 16,638thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 17,152nd
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionTop
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Rudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Avoided: 4th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 4th in the regionFattest Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5th in the regionMost Armed: 6th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 8th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 8th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 8th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 9th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 12th in the regionTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 15th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 17th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 18th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 20th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 22nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 22nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 23rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 28th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 29th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Animal Farmerica lodged a message on the Spiritus Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Animal Farmerica, the nation's forests are full of treasure hunters in military-grade survival gear.
  • : Following new legislation in Animal Farmerica, psychiatrists bizarrely accompany President Donalđ Trümp to meetings with foreign heads of state.
  • : Following new legislation in Animal Farmerica, politicians who vacation in East Lebatuck lose their jobs upon their return.
  • : Following new legislation in Animal Farmerica, agricultural employees work for peanuts.
  • : Following new legislation in Animal Farmerica, home renovation shows are increasingly popular.
  • : Animal Farmerica lodged a message on the Spiritus Regional Message Board.
  • : Animal Farmerica was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Animal Farmerica, in musicals everybody's a little bit racist.
  • : Following new legislation in Animal Farmerica, the "temporary replacement bus service" is now a permanent fixture.

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