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Most Pacifist: 1,933rdBest Weather: 2,650thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,673rd
The Kingdom of
Left-wing Utopia
Kill or be killed.
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Population6.794 billion



The Kingdom of Angypt is a colossal, cultured nation, renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.794 billion Angyptians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 94.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Angyptian economy, worth 916 trillion Anoks a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 134,883 Anoks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

All the world's a stage for Angyptian political theatrics, the law says it's okay to sell a bomb to a terrorist so long as they promise not to detonate it, students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas, and anti-government web sites are springing up. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Angypt's national animal is the Ant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Satanism.

Angypt is ranked 8,991st in the world and 16th in Thaecia for Smartest Citizens, with 98.14 quips per hour.

Most Pacifist: 1,933rdBest Weather: 2,650thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,673rdTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 2,698thMost Influential: 2,875thNicest Citizens: 2,882ndLargest Welfare Programs: 2,927thHealthiest Citizens: 3,209thSafest: 3,263rdLongest Average Lifespans: 3,282ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,776thHighest Food Quality: 3,942ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,986thMost Inclusive: 4,063rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,233rdMost Beautiful Environments: 4,378thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,538thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,028thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,803rdMost Cultured: 5,936thMost Developed: 6,299thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,411thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,431stMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,532ndLowest Crime Rates: 7,129thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,872ndLargest Governments: 7,969thSmartest Citizens: 8,991stMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,520thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,985thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,712thMost Efficient Economies: 13,199thTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 15,538thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 19,204thHighest Average Incomes: 20,147thMost Secular: 20,927thHighest Economic Output: 24,412th
Largest Welfare Programs: 4th in the regionNicest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Pacifist: 4th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 4th in the regionTop
Highest Food Quality: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 5th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 5th in the regionBest Weather: 6th in the regionMost Cultured: 6th in the regionMost Inclusive: 6th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 7th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8th in the regionSafest: 8th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 10th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 10th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 12th in the regionMost Developed: 13th in the regionNudest: 14th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 16th in the regionLargest Governments: 16th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 17th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 18th in the regionMost Influential: 18th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 18th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 20th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 20th in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 23rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 25th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 26th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 32nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 33rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 34th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 39th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 40th in the region

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