The Kingdom of Angypt is a colossal, cultured nation, renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.794 billion Angyptians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 94.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Angyptian economy, worth 916 trillion Anoks a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 134,883 Anoks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

All the world's a stage for Angyptian political theatrics, the law says it's okay to sell a bomb to a terrorist so long as they promise not to detonate it, students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas, and anti-government web sites are springing up. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Angypt's national animal is the Ant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Satanism.

Angypt is ranked 8,991^st in the world and 16^th in Thaecia for Smartest Citizens, with 98.14 quips per hour.