The Republic of Angry Sapient Carrots is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, complete lack of public education, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 20.322 billion Carrots are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.
The tiny, pro-business government prioritizes Law & Order, although Industry, Defense, and Spirituality are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.4%.
The powerhouse Carrotine economy, worth 843 trillion rabbitskins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 41,518 rabbitskins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 138,189 per year while the poor average 9,295, a ratio of 14.9 to 1.
Voting is voluntary. Crime is a problem. Angry Sapient Carrots's national animal is the pollinator, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Angry Sapient Carrots's influence in Zhaucauozian Friendship rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
- : Angry Sapient Carrots's influence in Zhaucauozian Friendship rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
- : Angry Sapient Carrots's influence in Zhaucauozian Friendship rose from "Zero" to "Minnow".
- : Angry Sapient Carrots altered its national flag.
- : Angry Sapient Carrots relocated from Osiris to Zhaucauozian Friendship.
- : Angry Sapient Carrots was refounded in Osiris.
- : Angry Sapient Carrots ceased to exist in Zhaucauozian Friendship.
- : Angry Sapient Carrots's influence in Zhaucauozian Friendship rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".
- : Angry Sapient Carrots was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
- : Angry Sapient Carrots was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.