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Most Stationary: 4,964th Largest Populations: 5,242nd Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 7,496th
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Angry sapient carrots

Population17.486 billion


The Republic of Angry sapient carrots is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its complete lack of public education, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 17.486 billion Carrots are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny, pro-business government prioritizes Law & Order, although Industry, Defense, and Spirituality are also considered important, while Welfare and Administration receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.4%.

The powerhouse Carrotine economy, worth 725 trillion rabbitskins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 41,518 rabbitskins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 138,189 per year while the poor average 9,295, a ratio of 14.9 to 1.

Voting is voluntary. Crime is a problem. Angry sapient carrots's national animal is the pollinator, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Angry sapient carrots is ranked 102,317th in the world and 9th in Zhaucauozian Friendship for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 53.6 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

Most Stationary: 4,964thLargest Populations: 5,242ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 7,496thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 8,340thTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 10,692ndHighest Crime Rates: 15,009thMost Pro-Market: 15,934thHighest Economic Output: 16,356th

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