by Max Barry

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Most Stationary: 5,747th Largest Populations: 5,910th Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 8,029th
The Republic of
Corporate Bordello
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The Republic of Angry sapient carrots is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, complete lack of public education, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 15.837 billion Carrots are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny, pro-business government prioritizes Law & Order, with Industry, Defense, and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Welfare and Healthcare receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.4%.

The powerhouse Carrotine economy, worth 657 trillion rabbitskins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Pizza Delivery, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 41,518 rabbitskins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 138,189 per year while the poor average 9,295, a ratio of 14.9 to 1.

Voting is voluntary. Crime is a problem. Angry sapient carrots's national animal is the pollinator, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Angry sapient carrots is ranked 77,107th in the world and 10th in Zhaucauozian Friendship for Most Devout, with 20.77 Prayers Per Hour.

Most Stationary: 5,747thLargest Populations: 5,910thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 8,029thTop
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 9,145thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 13,031stHighest Crime Rates: 15,112thHighest Economic Output: 16,483rdMost Pro-Market: 17,365th
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the region

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