The Republic of Angry Little Funians is a massive, genial nation, renowned for its pith helmet sales, keen interest in outer space, and digital currency. The compassionate, devout population of 1.678 billion Angry Little Funiansians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 46.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The very strong Angry Little Funiansian economy, worth 116 trillion Bitcoins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Cheese Exports, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 69,691 Bitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions, primary candidates are replaced if they fail to compliment Leader's hair, kids looking for shark teeth have become ancient history, and stores employing more than 100 employees are required to be at least twenty miles from any competitor. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Angry Little Funians's national animal is the The Exploited and the Angry, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Angry Little Funians is ranked 74,900th in the world and 551st in The Funian Puppet Region for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 3,547.03 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.
National Happenings
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Angry Little Funians was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nicest Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Angry Little Funians, stores employing more than 100 employees are required to be at least twenty miles from any competitor.
- : Following new legislation in Angry Little Funians, kids looking for shark teeth have become ancient history.
- : Following new legislation in Angry Little Funians, primary candidates are replaced if they fail to compliment Leader's hair.
- : Following new legislation in Angry Little Funians, business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions.
- : Following new legislation in Angry Little Funians, citizens with artificial limbs are forbidden to serve as beauty pageant judges.
- : Following new legislation in Angry Little Funians, Tom and Jerry cartoons have cat and mouse resolving their problems with reasoned discussion.
- : Following new legislation in Angry Little Funians, the optimally efficient parking strategy for business commuters is referred to as the "traveling salesman problem".
- : Following new legislation in Angry Little Funians, counselors diagnose their clients with motherboard complexes.
- : Following new legislation in Angry Little Funians, parents seeking custody have to write a five-thousand word analysis of their child's imaginary friend.
