The Armed Republic of Angmasiond is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, strictly enforced bedtime, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 366 million Angmasiondians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Spirituality, Law & Order, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Citadel of Angmasiond City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 23.2%.

The powerhouse Angmasiondian economy, worth 30.2 trillion lire a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 82,513 lire, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 234,567 per year while the poor average 23,171, a ratio of 10.1 to 1.

Songs of praise to Leader are filled with coded messages from the resistance, the libraries of Angmasiond are staffed by lone, lonely librarians, abortion is only legal in unusual circumstances, and jails have become colloquially known as 'vampire houses'. Crime is a serious problem, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Angmasiond's national animal is the Inland Taipan, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Angmasiond is ranked 325,858^th in the world and 246^th in Hell for Most Pacifist, with 4.8 cheeks turned per day.