by Max Barry

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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,435thMost Devout: 3,487thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,988th
The Empire of
Father Knows Best State
Out out out!
Civil Rights
Below Average
Very Strong
Political Freedom

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population2.086 billion

LeaderEmperor Charles
FaithCult of the Ancestors

CurrencyAnglonic Pound

The Empire of Anglonica is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Emperor Charles with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, prohibition of alcohol, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.086 billion Anglos are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of London. The average income tax rate is 33.8%.

The very strong Anlonican economy, worth 181 trillion Anglonic Pounds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 86,818 Anglonic Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

All government communication requires the imprimatur of the Truth Police, pre-schoolers who draw stick figures of their favorite celebrities are sued for infringing image rights, the nation's police officers are famously miserable-looking, and royals are always ready with their diamond-encrusted toilet plungers in case a royal flush doesn't work. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Anglonica's national animal is the Barghest, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Cult of the Ancestors.

Anglonica is ranked 190,891st in the world and 489th in United Kingdom for Fattest Citizens, with 9.11 Obesity Rate.

Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,435thTop
Most Devout: 3,487thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,988thTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 13,365thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 17,048thLargest Mining Sector: 17,217thMost Cultured: 17,869thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 18,965thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 20,685thLowest Crime Rates: 21,487thLargest Black Market: 23,308th
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5th in the regionTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Devout: 7th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 14th in the regionLargest Black Market: 20th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 24th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 29th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 30th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 32nd in the regionTop
Most Cultured: 43rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 45th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 45th in the regionMost Patriotic: 47th in the region

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