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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,222nd Most Corrupt Governments: 3,947th Largest Manufacturing Sector: 4,218th
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Anglomir

Population1.727 billion

CapitalYurk
LeaderOberkönigfuhrer Austen Arcaeus Agnor I
FaithNew Norse Paganism

Currencykronig
Animalcrow

The Oberkönigreich of Anglomir is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Oberkönigfuhrer Austen Arcaeus Agnor I with an iron fist, and renowned for its closed borders, compulsory military service, and national health service. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.727 billion Anglos are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Administration, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yurk. The average income tax rate is 90.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Anglomirian economy, worth 300 trillion kronigs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 174,028 kronigs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Diplomatic missions typically end with a flurry of childish insults, accusations and phlegm, school children are expected to know the names of all seven hundred native tribes and their cultural practices, fitness to teach sport is proven by urinating the furthest up a wall, and forty-year-old men are asked for their ID before watching the latest pony cartoon movies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Anglomir's national animal is the crow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is New Norse Paganism.

Anglomir is ranked 108,413th in the world and 4th in Tellus Gaia for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -2.45 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,222ndMost Corrupt Governments: 3,947thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,218thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,296thHealthiest Citizens: 4,553rdHighest Poor Incomes: 4,740thLowest Crime Rates: 4,755thLargest Governments: 6,400thMost Developed: 6,658thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,588thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,775thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,919thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 8,195thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,540thHighest Average Incomes: 8,548thMost Secular: 8,955thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,087thSmartest Citizens: 9,253rdLargest Welfare Programs: 9,387thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,527thBest Weather: 9,682ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,875thMost Cultured: 9,968thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,538thMost Efficient Economies: 10,839thLargest Agricultural Sector: 11,723rdMost Subsidized Industry: 12,228thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,467thMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,221stMost Advanced Public Education: 14,300th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Anglomir, forty-year-old men are asked for their ID before watching the latest pony cartoon movies.
  • : Following new legislation in Anglomir, fitness to teach sport is proven by urinating the furthest up a wall.
  • : Following new legislation in Anglomir, school children are expected to know the names of all seven hundred native tribes and their cultural practices.
  • : Following new legislation in Anglomir, diplomatic missions typically end with a flurry of childish insults, accusations and phlegm.
  • : Following new legislation in Anglomir, business owners return from long vacations to find their factories have been turned into homeless shelters.
  • : Following new legislation in Anglomir, it can be a real jungle in a modern courtroom.
  • : Following new legislation in Anglomir, high school bands practice by moonlight.
  • : Following new legislation in Anglomir, the weather report is the prisoners' favourite programme.
  • : Following new legislation in Anglomir, caps with skulls on them are the height of fashion.
  • : Following new legislation in Anglomir, citizens may now wear shoes while watching television as long as the television is outside and the shoes are rental.

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