The Republic of Anglo-Zulu is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Nelson Mandela with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, daily referendums, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, devout population of 14.095 billion Zulus are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Windhoek. The average income tax rate is 46.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Anglo-Zuluan economy, worth 932 trillion British Zulu Coins a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 66,145 British Zulu Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Kids looking for shark teeth have become ancient history, orthopaedics patients often have a bounce in their step, prison is a nightmare, and citizens tint their front windows to avoid starring in the 'TV Detector Patrol Unit' documentary. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Anglo-Zulu's national animal is the Hippopatomus, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is all religions.

Anglo-Zulu is ranked 71,115^th in the world and 863^rd in Herta Space Station for Lowest Crime Rates, with 69.91 law-abiding acts per hour.