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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 533rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 563rdHighest Poor Incomes: 581st
The Imperium of
Psychotic Dictatorship
DELET THIS
Influence
Page
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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ANGERYISTS

Population4.433 billion

CapitalFUGG
LeaderBig Meat
FaithBeing really pissed

CurrencyPunches in the Throat
AnimalSnek

The Imperium of ANGERYISTS is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Big Meat with an iron fist, and notable for its state-planned economy, prohibition of alcohol, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.433 billion Angeryists are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Administration also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of FUGG. The average income tax rate is 99.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Angeryist economy, worth a remarkable 1,301 trillion Punches in the Throats a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 293,546 Punches in the Throats, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Weapons produced by newly nationalized armaments factories have been found to contain sawdust instead of gunpowder, third world countries are rich in "I Love FUGG" t-shirts, knitters are arrested for carrying needles in their bags, and shoppers have literally had their hands full since plastic bags were banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. ANGERYISTS's national animal is the Snek, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Being really pissed.

ANGERYISTS is ranked 581st in the world and 16th in Balder for Highest Poor Incomes, with 242,268.91 Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 533rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 563rdHighest Poor Incomes: 581stLowest Crime Rates: 645thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 713thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 903rdMost Corrupt Governments: 912thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,170thLargest Governments: 1,225thMost Developed: 1,538thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 1,833rdHighest Average Incomes: 1,937thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,170thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,445thMost Authoritarian: 2,508thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,596thMost Efficient Economies: 2,599thLargest Black Market: 2,775thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,990thSmartest Citizens: 3,157thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,788thHealthiest Citizens: 4,042ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,278thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,577thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,835thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,774thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,725thMost Extreme: 7,062ndMost Devout: 7,365thTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 8,670thLargest Agricultural Sector: 9,122ndMost Conservative: 9,217thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,448thHighest Economic Output: 11,395thMost Influential: 12,926thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 12,981stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14,002ndLargest Welfare Programs: 15,306th
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Highest Poor Incomes: 16th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 20th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 25th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 28th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 32nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 38th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 38th in the regionLargest Governments: 39th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 46th in the regionMost Developed: 54th in the regionTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 71st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 72nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 92nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 92nd in the regionMost Extreme: 95th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 100th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 102nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 113th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 117th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 124th in the regionLargest Black Market: 152nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 161st in the regionMost Influential: 167th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 190th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 199th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 215th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 265th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 265th in the regionMost Stationary: 278th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 283rd in the regionMost Conservative: 300th in the regionTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 356th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 402nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 523rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 566th in the regionMost Devout: 599th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in ANGERYISTS, shoppers have literally had their hands full since plastic bags were banned.
  • : Following new legislation in ANGERYISTS, knitters are arrested for carrying needles in their bags.
  • : ANGERYISTS was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments and the Top 10% for Largest Welfare Programs, Highest Wealthy Incomes, and Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in ANGERYISTS, third world countries are rich in "I Love FUGG" t-shirts.
  • : Following new legislation in ANGERYISTS, weapons produced by newly nationalized armaments factories have been found to contain sawdust instead of gunpowder.
  • : Following new legislation in ANGERYISTS, gay hospital patients are labelled with a pink triangle to alert staff of their substandard blood.
  • : Following new legislation in ANGERYISTS, police nightsticks see use all day long.
  • : Following new legislation in ANGERYISTS, the path to inner peace is paved with state-mandated punishment.
  • : ANGERYISTS was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Developed and the Top 5% for Longest Average Lifespans and Largest Black Market.
  • : Following new legislation in ANGERYISTS, cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high.

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