The Unsinful of Angels of Crimes is a massive, genial nation, renowned for its smutty television, sprawling nuclear power plants, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, devout population of 1.635 billion Angels of Crimesians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. The average income tax rate is 61.5%.

The sizeable but inefficient Angels of Crimesian economy, worth 60.1 trillion bitcoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, highly specialized black market in Trout Farming, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Soda Sales, and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 36,760 bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Some are born loving old plays and some have old plays thrust upon them, poaching has been on the rise after animals from the nation's zoos were released into the wild, political speeches that drill deep into bureaucratic fine detail could be said to be a little boring, and thousands of children die every day from easily curable illnesses. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate. Angels of Crimes's national animal is the wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Angels of Crimes is ranked 103,291^st in the world and 552^nd in Alliance of Supreme Powers for Highest Drug Use, scoring 72 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.