Population | 5.684 billion |
Currency | rupee |
Animal | cow |
The Heaven's mercy of Angel37 is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its ritual sacrifices, enslaved workforce, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.684 billion Angel37ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 69.6%.
The powerhouse Angel37ian economy, worth 530 trillion rupees a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Soda Sales, Uranium Mining, Basket Weaving, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 93,297 rupees, with the richest citizens earning 8.7 times as much as the poorest.
Citizens are forced to donate blood once every three months, abattoirs are running at full capacity in response to skyrocketing demand, punk-rockers and girl-bands are united in their loss of fashion statements, and ambitious "businessmen" use their children to sell and advertise their products. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Angel37's national animal is the cow, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.
Angel37 is ranked 43,385th in the world and 51st in Alliance of Supreme Powers for Lowest Crime Rates, with 76.34 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Angel37 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Primitive and the Top 10% for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector and Largest Mining Sector.
- : Following new legislation in Angel37, ambitious "businessmen" use their children to sell and advertise their products.
- : Following new legislation in Angel37, punk-rockers and girl-bands are united in their loss of fashion statements.
- : Following new legislation in Angel37, abattoirs are running at full capacity in response to skyrocketing demand.
- : Following new legislation in Angel37, citizens are forced to donate blood once every three months.
- : Following new legislation in Angel37, virtual assistants are seen with increasing suspicion every time they get an upgrade.
- : Angel37 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
- : Angel37 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.
- : Angel37 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
- : Following new legislation in Angel37, the army insists there is nothing gay about men in uniforms rolling in the mud.