The Trollge Empire of Angea is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Snek with an iron fist, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, parental licensing program, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 7.203 billion Angeans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trollburg. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Angean economy, worth a remarkable 1,350 trillion Trollcoins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 187,504 Trollcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Unpackaged foodstuffs rot on store shelves, old folks reminisce about the last time someone was acquitted of a crime, people often feel unbalanced by their daily commute, and the country's population is reported with a margin of error of several billions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Angea's national animal is the Troll, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Troll Cult.

Angea is ranked 13,273^rd in the world and 24^th in New Western Empire for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 4,182.54 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.