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Most Influential: 900thMost Secular: 908thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,236th
The Trollge Empire of
Father Knows Best State
We do a massive amount of trolling.
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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Population7.203 billion

FaithTroll Cult


The Trollge Empire of Angea is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Snek with an iron fist, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, parental licensing program, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 7.203 billion Angeans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trollburg. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Angean economy, worth a remarkable 1,350 trillion Trollcoins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 187,504 Trollcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Unpackaged foodstuffs rot on store shelves, old folks reminisce about the last time someone was acquitted of a crime, people often feel unbalanced by their daily commute, and the country's population is reported with a margin of error of several billions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Angea's national animal is the Troll, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Troll Cult.

Angea is ranked 13,273rd in the world and 24th in New Western Empire for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 4,182.54 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

Most Influential: 900thMost Secular: 908thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,236thLowest Crime Rates: 1,332ndTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 2,242ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,391stLargest Governments: 2,684thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,858thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,968thMost Developed: 3,150thHealthiest Citizens: 3,302ndMost Corrupt Governments: 3,355thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,637thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,730thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,750thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,957thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,173rdMost Efficient Economies: 4,209thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,833rdMost Subsidized Industry: 4,836thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,855thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,979thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,026thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,349thBest Weather: 5,373rdSmartest Citizens: 5,426thMost Patriotic: 5,626thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,752ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,430thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,434thHighest Average Incomes: 8,225thLargest Agricultural Sector: 9,245thTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 13,273rdHighest Economic Output: 13,693rdSafest: 14,596th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4th in the regionMost Influential: 4th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 7th in the regionMost Stationary: 7th in the regionTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 8th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 8th in the regionLargest Governments: 9th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10th in the regionMost Developed: 11th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 13th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 13th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 13th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 14th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 14th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14th in the region

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