The Imperial Meme of Angea is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Snek with an iron fist, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, keen interest in outer space, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 2.598 billion Angeans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neimburg. The average income tax rate is 97.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Angean economy, worth 491 trillion Angean Dollars a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 189,284 Angean Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

The government sends submarines to retrieve bodies from shipwrecked submarines, main battle tanks stalk the woods of Angea in search of Snakes, escargots have lost their charm ever since they started to be called 'cooked land snails', and the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Angea's national animal is the Snake, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.

Angea is ranked 159,594^th in the world and 197^th in New Western Empire for Most Primitive, scoring -584.88 on the Scary Big Number Scale.