The Eternal Empire of Angea is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Snek with an iron fist, and renowned for its aversion to nipples, national health service, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 4.899 billion Angeans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neimburg. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Angean economy, worth 925 trillion Bones a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 188,862 Bones, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The family summer vacation has become a thing of the past following the introduction of the year-round school year, corporations cut costs by taking away safety-features on their products, the nation's student exchange programs are something of a one way street, and city budgets are spent entirely on supporting the town royalty. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Angea's national animal is the Human, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Angea is ranked 201,330^th in the world and 260^th in New Western Empire for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -13.78 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.