by Max Barry

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Most Secular: 704th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,107th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,419th
The Imperial Meme of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Nothing is impossible, you just have to work harder!
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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Population2.598 billion


CurrencyAngean Dollar

The Imperial Meme of Angea is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Snek with an iron fist, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, keen interest in outer space, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 2.598 billion Angeans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neimburg. The average income tax rate is 97.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Angean economy, worth 491 trillion Angean Dollars a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 189,284 Angean Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

The government sends submarines to retrieve bodies from shipwrecked submarines, main battle tanks stalk the woods of Angea in search of Snakes, escargots have lost their charm ever since they started to be called 'cooked land snails', and the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Angea's national animal is the Snake, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.

Angea is ranked 159,594th in the world and 197th in New Western Empire for Most Primitive, scoring -584.88 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Most Secular: 704thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,107thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,419thMost Influential: 1,495thLowest Crime Rates: 1,535thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,360thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,419thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,853rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,958thLargest Governments: 3,032ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,147thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,626thMost Developed: 3,691stMost Subsidized Industry: 4,004thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,192ndHealthiest Citizens: 4,541stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,745thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,940thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,196thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,218thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,230thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,278thHighest Average Incomes: 6,703rdSmartest Citizens: 7,065thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,316thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,659thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,760thTop
Most Authoritarian: 9,182ndMost Efficient Economies: 9,937thBest Weather: 10,248thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,341stMost Conservative: 11,412thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 13,225thLargest Welfare Programs: 15,338th
Lowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionTop
Most Secular: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 7th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 7th in the regionLargest Governments: 7th in the regionMost Conservative: 9th in the regionMost Extreme: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 10th in the regionMost Developed: 10th in the regionTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 11th in the regionMost Influential: 11th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 12th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 17th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 17th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 17th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 18th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 20th in the region

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