The Eternal Empire of Angea is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Snek with an iron fist, and remarkable for its vat-grown people, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 6.359 billion Angeans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neimburg. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Angean economy, worth a remarkable 1,204 trillion Bones a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 189,369 Bones, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Banana distribution among collective farm workers is an important topic in public discourse, contestants on Angea's Got Talent are screened by the government to make sure that they actually have talent, the fishing lobby has stemmed the tide of environmental regulations, and the endangered saltwater humpback Human is only seen in captivity programs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Angea's national animal is the Human, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Angea is ranked 224,253^rd in the world and 192^nd in New Western Empire for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -9.83 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.