by Max Barry

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Most Secular: 876thMost Influential: 1,023rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,219th
The Eternal Empire of
Father Knows Best State
Surrendering is never an option.
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population6.359 billion



The Eternal Empire of Angea is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Snek with an iron fist, and remarkable for its vat-grown people, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 6.359 billion Angeans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neimburg. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Angean economy, worth a remarkable 1,204 trillion Bones a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 189,369 Bones, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Banana distribution among collective farm workers is an important topic in public discourse, contestants on Angea's Got Talent are screened by the government to make sure that they actually have talent, the fishing lobby has stemmed the tide of environmental regulations, and the endangered saltwater humpback Human is only seen in captivity programs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Angea's national animal is the Human, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Angea is ranked 224,253rd in the world and 192nd in New Western Empire for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -9.83 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Most Secular: 876thMost Influential: 1,023rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,219thLowest Crime Rates: 1,318thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,222ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,293rdTop
Largest Governments: 2,578thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,778thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,017thMost Developed: 3,025thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,215thHealthiest Citizens: 3,220thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,444thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,568thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,964thMost Efficient Economies: 4,013thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,520thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,834thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,835thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,846thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,004thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,251stSmartest Citizens: 5,277thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,529thBest Weather: 5,710thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,997thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,170thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,318thHighest Average Incomes: 7,810thLargest Agricultural Sector: 8,394thMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,995thTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 13,911thSafest: 14,783rdHighest Economic Output: 14,970th
Most Influential: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4th in the regionMost Secular: 5th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 7th in the regionMost Stationary: 8th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 9th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 9th in the regionLargest Governments: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 10th in the regionMost Developed: 11th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 14th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 15th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 15th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 16th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 18th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 19th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 19th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 20th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 20th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 21st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 21st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 23rd in the region

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