by Max Barry

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Most Secular: 780thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,190thLowest Crime Rates: 1,391st
The Eternal Empire of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Surrendering is never an option.
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Population4.899 billion



The Eternal Empire of Angea is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Snek with an iron fist, and renowned for its aversion to nipples, national health service, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 4.899 billion Angeans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neimburg. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Angean economy, worth 925 trillion Bones a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 188,862 Bones, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The family summer vacation has become a thing of the past following the introduction of the year-round school year, corporations cut costs by taking away safety-features on their products, the nation's student exchange programs are something of a one way street, and city budgets are spent entirely on supporting the town royalty. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Angea's national animal is the Human, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Angea is ranked 201,330th in the world and 260th in New Western Empire for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -13.78 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

Most Secular: 780thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,190thLowest Crime Rates: 1,391stMost Influential: 1,580thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,950thTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 2,325thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,611thLargest Governments: 2,688thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,005thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,055thMost Developed: 3,271stHealthiest Citizens: 3,462ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,525thMost Efficient Economies: 4,199thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,277thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,395thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,539thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,593rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,064thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,088thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,254thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,776thSmartest Citizens: 5,848thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,065thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,111thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,173rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,340thBest Weather: 6,600thHighest Average Incomes: 7,402ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,944thTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 13,297thMost Valuable International Artwork: 13,644thMost Authoritarian: 17,764thHighest Economic Output: 18,198th
Lowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 6th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 7th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7th in the regionLargest Governments: 7th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 8th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8th in the regionMost Developed: 8th in the regionMost Influential: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 9th in the regionMost Stationary: 12th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13th in the regionTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 16th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 17th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 17th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 17th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 17th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 18th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 19th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 21st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 22nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 22nd in the regionBest Weather: 24th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 25th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 26th in the region

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