The Lightless Cave of Anecho is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Man-Bat with an even hand, and notable for its national health service, complete lack of prisons, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate population of 5.294 billion Anechoae have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government prioritizes Education, with Industry, Administration, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bat Cave. The average income tax rate is 4.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Anechoate economy, worth a remarkable 1,363 trillion Hertz a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 257,514 Hertz, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Companies are turning to trained Bats for their most menial jobs, Anecho isn't what it used to be, advert breaks are played at lower volumes to make them easier to ignore, and one does not simply walk into the tundra. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Anecho's national animal is the Bat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Christianity.

Anecho is ranked 245,347^th in the world and 416^th in The Glorious Nations of Iwaku for Most Primitive, scoring -957.37 on the Scary Big Number Scale.