Safest: 123rd Lowest Crime Rates: 344th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 370th
The Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Do as I say, not as I do, or I'll kill you
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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The Empire of Andy the Benevolent is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 25.7 billion Andy the Benevolentians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, with Defense and Public Transport also on the agenda. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 92.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Andy the Benevolentian economy, worth a remarkable 6,760 trillion hamster pelts a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 263,064 hamster pelts, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 869,088 per year while the poor average 59,549, a ratio of 14.6 to 1.

The commercialisation of highly deadly weapons has instilled Andy the Benevolent with a very polite populace, every citizen must submit to DNA testing to be eliminated from police inquiries, euthanasia is illegal, and mining is the nation's most dangerous occupation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Andy the Benevolent's national animal is the hamster, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Andy the Benevolent is ranked 159,100th in the world and 4,455th in Osiris for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 7.71 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

Safest: 123rdLowest Crime Rates: 344thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 370thHighest Economic Output: 510thLargest Mining Sector: 529thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,221stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,356thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,448thLargest Populations: 1,521stTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,687thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,710thHighest Average Incomes: 1,748thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,809thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,005thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,098thLargest Governments: 2,169thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,223rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,103rdMost Pacifist: 3,130thMost Conservative: 3,179thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,069thMost Devout: 4,324thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,747thFattest Citizens: 5,061stMost Avoided: 5,125thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,493rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,847thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,966thTop
Most Extreme: 8,543rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 8,891stMost Authoritarian: 11,116thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 14,903rd
Safest: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 10th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 15th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 16th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 17th in the regionLargest Populations: 36th in the regionTop
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 53rd in the regionLargest Governments: 53rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 60th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 63rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 66th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 68th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 70th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 71st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 81st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 92nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 95th in the regionMost Pacifist: 103rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 105th in the regionMost Conservative: 105th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 106th in the regionMost Devout: 155th in the regionMost Extreme: 163rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 198th in the regionTop
Fattest Citizens: 229th in the regionMost Avoided: 241st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 258th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 275th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 305th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 306th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 323rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 367th in the region

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