by Max Barry

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Safest: 137th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 361st Lowest Crime Rates: 367th
The Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Do as I say, not as I do, or I'll kill you
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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The Empire of Andy the Benevolent is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its compulsory military service, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 26.623 billion Andy the Benevolentians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, with Defense and Public Transport also on the agenda. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 92.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Andy the Benevolentian economy, worth a remarkable 7,003 trillion hamster pelts a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 263,064 hamster pelts, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 869,088 per year while the poor average 59,549, a ratio of 14.6 to 1.

The commercialisation of highly deadly weapons has instilled Andy the Benevolent with a very polite populace, every citizen must submit to DNA testing to be eliminated from police inquiries, euthanasia is illegal, and mining is the nation's most dangerous occupation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Andy the Benevolent's national animal is the hamster, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Andy the Benevolent is ranked 8,626th in the world and 148th in Osiris for Most Extreme, scoring 35.67 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

Safest: 137thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 361stLowest Crime Rates: 367thHighest Economic Output: 522ndLargest Mining Sector: 543rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,139thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,167thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,452ndTop
Largest Populations: 1,515thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,665thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,727thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,805thHighest Average Incomes: 1,866thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,055thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,150thLargest Governments: 2,165thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,233rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,684thMost Conservative: 2,822ndMost Pacifist: 3,234thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,040thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,204thMost Devout: 4,339thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,546thFattest Citizens: 4,679thMost Avoided: 5,054thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,137thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,274thTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 8,575thMost Extreme: 8,626thMost Authoritarian: 10,219thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 14,401st
Safest: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 12th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 21st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 25th in the regionLargest Populations: 41st in the regionTop
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 48th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 60th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 61st in the regionLargest Governments: 65th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 69th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 73rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 79th in the regionMost Conservative: 87th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 91st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 99th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 103rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 106th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 111th in the regionMost Pacifist: 112th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 124th in the regionMost Extreme: 148th in the regionMost Devout: 196th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 224th in the regionTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 242nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 256th in the regionMost Avoided: 279th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 289th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 301st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 337th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 363rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 424th in the region

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