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Safest: 127th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 332nd Lowest Crime Rates: 354th
The Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Do as I say, not as I do, or I'll kill you
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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The Empire of Andy the Benevolent is a gargantuan, orderly nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 26.178 billion Andy the Benevolentians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, although Defense and Public Transport are also considered important. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 92.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Andy the Benevolentian economy, worth a remarkable 6,886 trillion hamster pelts a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 263,064 hamster pelts, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 869,088 per year while the poor average 59,549, a ratio of 14.6 to 1.

The commercialisation of highly deadly weapons has instilled Andy the Benevolent with a very polite populace, every citizen must submit to DNA testing to be eliminated from police inquiries, euthanasia is illegal, and mining is the nation's most dangerous occupation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Andy the Benevolent's national animal is the hamster, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Andy the Benevolent is ranked 4,504th in the world and 199th in Lazarus for Most Devout, with 3,180.04 Prayers Per Hour.

Safest: 127thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 332ndLowest Crime Rates: 354thHighest Economic Output: 517thLargest Mining Sector: 541stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,201stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,263rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,463rdLargest Populations: 1,505thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,742ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,780thTop
Largest Insurance Industry: 1,798thHighest Average Incomes: 1,823rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,099thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,168thLargest Governments: 2,178thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,243rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,896thMost Pacifist: 3,256thMost Conservative: 3,458thMost Devout: 4,504thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,612thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,753rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,879thFattest Citizens: 5,139thMost Avoided: 5,364thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,630thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,829thTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 9,269thMost Extreme: 9,828thMost Authoritarian: 12,996thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 16,309th
Safest: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 17th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 18th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 22nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 31st in the regionLargest Populations: 49th in the regionTop
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 63rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 66th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 69th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 87th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 88th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 90th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 92nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 97th in the regionLargest Governments: 99th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 105th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 114th in the regionMost Pacifist: 137th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 148th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 149th in the regionMost Conservative: 165th in the regionMost Devout: 199th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 228th in the regionMost Avoided: 255th in the regionFattest Citizens: 261st in the regionMost Extreme: 268th in the regionTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 316th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 349th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 355th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 393rd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 444th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 513th in the region

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