The Republic of Andsed is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by President Grant Shalka with a fair hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, ubiquitous missile silos, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.258 billion Andsedians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Andsedia. The average income tax rate is 84.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Andsedian economy, worth a remarkable 1,426 trillion Andsoids a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 172,694 Andsoids, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity, kids building model rockets in their backyard are grounded by Space Agency Rangers, businesses that prove successful are immediately broken up, and bitter pastors forced to officiate gay marriage 'accidentally' pronounce couples "husband and abomination". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Andsed's national animal is the Emerald Eyed Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Atheism.

Andsed is ranked 193,817^th in the world and 4^th in Alyr for Most Armed, with 0.2 Weapons Per Person.