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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 5,252ndHighest Crime Rates: 6,486thFattest Citizens: 8,115th
The Confederacy of
Capitalizt
Carte blanche sans plumes
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Average

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Andropolia

Population6.679 billion

Leaderthe Most Supreme Magnificent Overlord

CurrencyAmple
AnimalPenguin

The Confederacy of Andropolia is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by the Most Supreme Magnificent Overlord with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, rampant corporate plagiarism, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 6.679 billion Andropolians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The tiny, pro-business government is effectively ruled by the Department of Education, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Spirituality and Social Policy receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.5%.

The strong Andropolian economy, worth 348 trillion Amples a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Retail, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 52,153 Amples, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 276,746 per year while the poor average 5,195, a ratio of 53.3 to 1.

Boot polish is the favourite lip gloss of entry-level corporate workers, small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome, the nation is devoted to world peas, and the nation's taxpayers pay for foreign government's extravagances. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Andropolia's national animal is the Penguin, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Andropolia is ranked 14,859th in the world and 260th in the South Pacific for Most Stationary, with 1,123.59853784092 Days.

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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 5,252ndHighest Crime Rates: 6,486thFattest Citizens: 8,115thTop
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Rudest Citizens: 10,757thMost Avoided: 12,811thMost Stationary: 14,859thMost Secular: 15,313thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 15,829thMost Pro-Market: 16,582ndHighest Drug Use: 18,297thMost Rebellious Youth: 18,686th
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 169th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 211th in the regionFattest Citizens: 249th in the regionMost Stationary: 260th in the regionRudest Citizens: 300th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 309th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 377th in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 418th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 443rd in the regionMost Avoided: 446th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 542nd in the regionMost Secular: 543rd in the regionMost Armed: 619th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 716th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 733rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 789th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 809th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Andropolia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pro-Market.
  • : Following new legislation in Andropolia, the nation's taxpayers pay for foreign government's extravagances.
  • : Following new legislation in Andropolia, the nation is devoted to world peas.
  • : Following new legislation in Andropolia, small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome.
  • : Following new legislation in Andropolia, boot polish is the favourite lip gloss of entry-level corporate workers.
  • : Following new legislation in Andropolia, many of the country's largest dumps can be seen from space.
  • : Following new legislation in Andropolia, a survey of the nation's rivers and children has shown that pesticide levels are at an all-time regional high.
  • : Following new legislation in Andropolia, economists speak of trusting in the Tao of Free Market Capitalism.
  • : Following new legislation in Andropolia, phenotypic plasticity is a struggle for sealife in polluted waters.
  • : Following new legislation in Andropolia, the government response to disaster victims starving for bread is "let them eat stale cake".

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