The Republic of Andronya is a huge, safe nation, notable for its frequent executions, smutty television, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 937 million Andronyans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Metalonia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 22.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Andronyan economy, worth 106 trillion Andronian Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 113,248 Andronian Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 7.6 times as much as the poorest.

It is illegal for a parent to tell a child to stop eating their boogers, ministers browse Alright! magazine for fashion tips, the official Andronyan Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child, and urban graffiti is hand-calligraphed in perfectly kerned elegant fonts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Andronya's national animal is the Great White Shark, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Andronya is ranked 238,548^th in the world and 11,140^th in The East Pacific for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 39.58 Whatever.