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Most Valuable International Artwork: 3,443rdMost Armed: 5,465thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6,886th
The Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
In face of danger, strength
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

Overview Factbook Dispatches Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Andronya

Population937 million

CapitalMetalonia

CurrencyAndronian Dollar
AnimalGreat White Shark

The Republic of Andronya is a huge, safe nation, notable for its frequent executions, smutty television, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 937 million Andronyans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Metalonia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 22.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Andronyan economy, worth 106 trillion Andronian Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 113,248 Andronian Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 7.6 times as much as the poorest.

It is illegal for a parent to tell a child to stop eating their boogers, ministers browse Alright! magazine for fashion tips, the official Andronyan Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child, and urban graffiti is hand-calligraphed in perfectly kerned elegant fonts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Andronya's national animal is the Great White Shark, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Andronya is ranked 238,548th in the world and 11,140th in The East Pacific for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 39.58 Whatever.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 3,443rdMost Armed: 5,465thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6,886thHighest Disposable Incomes: 7,814thRudest Citizens: 7,988thMost Influential: 9,082ndLargest Retail Industry: 9,332ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 10,090thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,201stTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 13,532ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 14,548thLargest Mining Sector: 18,183rdMost Devout: 18,576thLargest Publishing Industry: 19,290thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 19,912thMost Efficient Economies: 23,486thMost Developed: 24,498thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 24,631st
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 94th in the regionMost Armed: 102nd in the regionTop
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 170th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 199th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 201st in the regionRudest Citizens: 240th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 246th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 310th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 368th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 416th in the regionMost Devout: 437th in the regionMost Influential: 510th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 511th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 545th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 568th in the regionTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 677th in the regionMost Developed: 678th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 704th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 730th in the regionMost Cultured: 764th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 806th in the regionFattest Citizens: 834th in the regionMost Patriotic: 892nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,016th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Andronya, urban graffiti is hand-calligraphed in perfectly kerned elegant fonts.
  • : Andronya was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed.
  • : Following new legislation in Andronya, the official Andronyan Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child.
  • : Andronya was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector and the Top 10% for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Andronya, ministers browse Alright! magazine for fashion tips.
  • : Following new legislation in Andronya, it is illegal for a parent to tell a child to stop eating their boogers.
  • : Following new legislation in Andronya, landless farmers wander forlornly in the government's many national parks.
  • : Following new legislation in Andronya, nothing gets the party jumping like Leader specifying how high.
  • : Following new legislation in Andronya, the government is pouring money into 'Operation Enduring Democracy'.
  • : Following new legislation in Andronya, the nation has nearly as many history museums as Andronyans.

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