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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 457thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 696thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 744th
The Federation of
Corporate Police State
Cheap, Carrier Friendly, good enough phones
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Android Confederation

Population13.442 billion

CapitalFaux News Media LLC
LeaderJava SE

AnimalSamsung Galaxy Note 7

The Federation of Android Confederation is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Java SE with an iron fist, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, flagrant waste-dumping, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 13.442 billion Androids are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Faux News Media LLC. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Android economy, worth a remarkable 2,778 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 206,668 dollars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,227,898 per year while the poor average 15,971, a ratio of 76.9 to 1.

Where your food came from is an unknowable mystery, the government is eagerly awaiting a multi-million dollar payment from a deposed Smalltopian monarch, the government violently suppresses separatist movements, and politicians are often seen drinking soft drinks at the end of every public address. Crime is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Android Confederation's national animal is the Samsung Galaxy Note 7, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Android Confederation is ranked 2,365th in the world and 81st in the Rejected Realms for Highest Crime Rates, with 30.48 Crimes Per Hour.

Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 457thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 696thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 744thLargest Gambling Industry: 767thLargest Insurance Industry: 847thFattest Citizens: 894thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 919thMost Avoided: 1,055thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,280thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,422ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,562ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,936thLargest Mining Sector: 1,945thTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,133rdHighest Crime Rates: 2,365thLargest Retail Industry: 2,840thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,937thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,989thMost Ignorant Citizens: 3,094thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,669thHighest Economic Output: 4,764thMost Armed: 5,199thHighest Average Incomes: 5,714thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,375thTop
Most Pro-Market: 14,332ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 14,714thMost Stationary: 16,151stLargest Populations: 17,128thLargest Black Market: 18,414thMost Efficient Economies: 19,139th
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 19th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 24th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 25th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 28th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 30th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 33rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 34th in the regionFattest Citizens: 34th in the regionMost Avoided: 36th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 38th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 50th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 61st in the regionTop
Largest Mining Sector: 67th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 81st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 81st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 97th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 116th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 127th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 144th in the regionMost Stationary: 153rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 153rd in the regionMost Armed: 161st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 172nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 235th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 241st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 241st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 259th in the regionLargest Populations: 302nd in the regionTop
Rudest Citizens: 467th in the regionMost Influential: 494th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 534th in the region

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