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Largest Agricultural Sector: 6,232nd Most World Assembly Endorsements: 6,806th Healthiest Citizens: 8,512th
The Representative Meritocracy of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Come for the scenery, stay 'cuz you can't find your car
The head Andrew
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Population878 million

LeaderThe head Andrew

CurrencyLCN Credit

The Representative Meritocracy of Andrewzland is a huge, safe nation, ruled by The head Andrew with an iron fist, and notable for its daily referendums, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 878 million Andrewzlandians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arkenholm. The average income tax rate is 65.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Andrewzlandian economy, worth 96.9 trillion LCN Credits a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 110,404 LCN Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Public incontinence is a growing problem amongst the nation's women, religious turf wars have caused frustrated police to pray for divine intervention, bizarre-looking creatures called 'Thingdogs' dominate wildlife preserves, and social networking sites have discussion groups devoted to planning terrorist attacks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Andrewzland's national animal is the Thing, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Andrewzland is ranked 24,799th in the world and 26th in The League of Conservative Nations for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 52.44 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

Largest Agricultural Sector: 6,232ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,806thHealthiest Citizens: 8,512thTop
Safest: 8,677thBest Weather: 10,031stLowest Crime Rates: 11,519thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,801stMost Pacifist: 12,099thMost Influential: 13,553rdHighest Poor Incomes: 13,900thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,210thLongest Average Lifespans: 16,804th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4th in the regionTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 6th in the regionMost Pacifist: 7th in the regionSafest: 7th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 10th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 10th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 10th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 10th in the region

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