The Republic of Andinla is a huge, safe nation, notable for its national health service, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-working, cynical population of 339 million Andins are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aries. The average income tax rate is 56.0%.

The all-consuming Andinalanian economy, worth 34.9 trillion Zakyias a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 102,922 Zakyias, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Fearful citizens watch their every move as does their government, vast amounts of energy are expended moving water to hilltop lakes, political talk shows often have children as guests whenever they need commentary on world religions, and blind dates tend to result in bruised shins. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Andinla's national animal is the Owl.

Andinla is ranked 102,593^rd in the world and 4,783^rd in the South Pacific for Safest, scoring 73.46 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.