The Constitutional Monarchy of Andinla is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Prince Hinata with an even hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, pith helmet sales, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 2.465 billion Andins have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aries. The average income tax rate is 74.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Andinalanian economy, worth 431 trillion Zakyias a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 175,189 Zakyias, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Relations with Dàguó have warmed from frosty to chilly, rabbits are known to spontaneously explode without warning, government agents stalk the aisles of grocery stores for out-of-stock medications, and solving crossword puzzles requires fluency in at least five languages. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Andinla's national animal is the Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Church of Moderna.

Andinla is ranked 7,377^th in the world and 247^th in the South Pacific for Highest Food Quality, scoring 171.51 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.