The Monarchical Republic of Andinla is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Prince Hinata with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, daily referendums, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, hard-working population of 4.507 billion Andins are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Apiary. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 27.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Andinalanian economy, worth 858 trillion Zakyias a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 190,446 Zakyias, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.

Sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park, the nationalised Arms Manufacturing Industry is not interested in making weapons, the government is hoping that medical aid will speak louder than human rights abuses, and the police go to great efforts to seize contraband favored by politicians on the police oversight committee. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Andinla's national animal is the Bee, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Church of Moderna.

Andinla is ranked 27,512^th in the world and 790^th in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 5,790.54 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.