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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,010thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,104thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,506th
The Socialist Federal Union of
Democratic Socialists
Estaremos de pie por el tiempo que permanezcan los ande
Glourious Premier
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Andes Brasilium

Population2.176 billion

LeaderGlourious Premier


The Socialist Federal Union of Andes Brasilium is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Glourious Premier with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 2.176 billion Andes Brasillians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brasilia. The average income tax rate is 86.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Andes Brasillian economy, worth 196 trillion Pesos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is 90,369 Pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Andes Brasillian football team for the Maxxmas ceasefire consists only of Intelligence Corps personnel, human sacrifice to the metaphorical altar of Mammon ensures national prosperity, surveillance cameras are banned, and the government blames all suspicious phenomena on flying saucers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Andes Brasilium's national animal is the Llama, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.

Andes Brasilium is ranked 18,169th in the world and 2nd in Isle Of Wooloo Kingdom for Largest Governments, scoring 27.29 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.

Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,010thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,104thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,506thBest Weather: 9,980thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,208thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,100thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,217thNicest Citizens: 11,485thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,587thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 12,482ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,312thMost Compassionate Citizens: 13,378thHealthiest Citizens: 14,150thMost Beautiful Environments: 15,119thMost Advanced Public Education: 15,199thLargest Welfare Programs: 15,709thMost Income Equality: 17,863rdLargest Governments: 18,169thHighest Poor Incomes: 18,506thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 19,587thLargest Agricultural Sector: 20,149thMost Cultured: 21,622ndMost Pacifist: 22,931stMost Subsidized Industry: 23,595thMost Developed: 23,754th
Most Influential: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the region

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