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Highest Crime Rates: 5thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6thMost Armed: 7th
The Constitutional Republic of
Anarchy
Freedom Is The Right Of All Sentient Beings
Influence
Superpower
WA Delegate
Civil Rights
Excessive
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Andaricus

Population24.943 billion

CapitalAndaria City
LeaderCommander Daniel Johnson

Currencyandarian credit
Animalthunderbird

The Constitutional Republic of Andaricus is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Commander Daniel Johnson with a fair hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, complete lack of prisons, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 24.943 billion Andarians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Andaria City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Andaricusian economy, worth an astonishing 14,328 trillion andarian credits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is a breathtaking 574,456 andarian credits, with the richest citizens earning 6.7 times as much as the poorest.

Big Agriculture has the government by the nuts, children's bedrooms are often decorated with posters of successful accountants, college-level writing classes are taught by undergraduate editors of the school newspaper, and disability advocates are not amused that they are told to be dependent on Andarians's kindness. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Andaricus's national animal is the thunderbird, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Andaricus is ranked 19th in the world and 1st in Former United States for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 1,416.32 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

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Highest Crime Rates: 5thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6thMost Armed: 7thRudest Citizens: 14thMost Rebellious Youth: 16thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 19thLargest Retail Industry: 22ndFattest Citizens: 24thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 39thMost Scientifically Advanced: 40thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 50thHighest Disposable Incomes: 69thLargest Information Technology Sector: 82ndMost Cultured: 91stMost Cheerful Citizens: 92ndMost Avoided: 92ndLargest Gambling Industry: 115thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 135thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 141stHighest Average Incomes: 182ndHighest Economic Output: 214thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 233rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 424thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 440thSmartest Citizens: 499thMost Efficient Economies: 612thMost Stationary: 845thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,106thHighest Food Quality: 1,200thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,244thLargest Mining Sector: 1,257thMost Inclusive: 1,332ndLargest Insurance Industry: 1,564thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,637thTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,351stMost Corrupt Governments: 3,233rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,442ndMost Secular: 4,038thLargest Populations: 4,596thMost Influential: 5,424thLargest Black Market: 8,416thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 13,507thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 17,391stHighest Drug Use: 17,953rdMost Pro-Market: 18,196th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Andaricus, disability advocates are not amused that they are told to be dependent on Andarians's kindness.
  • : Following new legislation in Andaricus, college-level writing classes are taught by undergraduate editors of the school newspaper.
  • : Following new legislation in Andaricus, children's bedrooms are often decorated with posters of successful accountants.
  • : Following new legislation in Andaricus, Big Agriculture has the government by the nuts.
  • : Following new legislation in Andaricus, the regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb.
  • : Following new legislation in Andaricus, charity workers dole out hardtack from behind designer sunglasses.
  • : Following new legislation in Andaricus, you're never too young to learn how to lie with confidence.
  • : Following new legislation in Andaricus, the police have been reduced to using duct tape instead of handcuffs following further cutbacks.
  • : Following new legislation in Andaricus, theft is considered to be okay if the crime happened a long time ago.
  • : Following new legislation in Andaricus, the Andaricus Enquirer offers weekly cash prizes for 'most blasphemous song, story, or cartoon'.

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