The Constitutional Republic of Andaricus is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Commander Daniel Johnson with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, unlimited-speed roads, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 32.144 billion Andarians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Administration, although Industry and Defense are also considered important, while Law & Order and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Andaria City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Andaricusian economy, worth an astonishing 20,662 trillion andarian credits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is a breathtaking 642,825 andarian credits, with the richest citizens earning 7.6 times as much as the poorest.

Airport announcements inform passengers that flights have been delayed because pilots are having afternoon naps, the nation leads Former United States in per capita stalking, a recent political speech drew the ire of nerds everywhere after the speaker claimed that Darth Vader was Harry Potter's father, and Commander Daniel Johnson's media campaigns take a hiatus around exam week. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Andaricus's national animal is the thunderbird, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Andaricus is ranked 18,863^rd in the world and 2^nd in Former United States for Largest Black Market, with 206 trillion Standard Monetary Units.