The Constitutional Republic of Andaricus is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Commander Daniel Johnson with a fair hand, and notable for its frequent executions, unlimited-speed roads, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 28.65 billion Andarians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, with Industry and Education also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Andaria City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Andaricusian economy, worth an astonishing 17,730 trillion andarian credits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is a breathtaking 618,882 andarian credits, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,981,080 per year while the poor average 39,000, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious, the end of autumn is celebrated with a bonfire of designer bags, the Snapgram channel "Embarrassing Baby Commander Daniel Johnson Pics" has made Commander Daniel Johnson's mom a celebrity, and feuilletons can only be deciphered with a Galliennais dictionary. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Andaricus's national animal is the thunderbird, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Andaricus is ranked 51^st in the world and 1^st in Former United States for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 618,882.55 Standard Monetary Units.