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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 20,917th
The Principality of
Father Knows Best State
By The People For The People
Prince Arangelo Colasalata
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Few

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Andaiters

Population2.992 billion

CapitalMiami
LeaderPrince Arangelo Colasalata
FaithChristianity

Currencypound
Animalbeaver

The Principality of Andaiters is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Prince Arangelo Colasalata with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ritual sacrifices, and suspicion of poets. The cynical, devout population of 2.992 billion Andaitersians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Miami. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 25.3%.

The Andaitersian economy, worth 185 trillion pounds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Pizza Delivery, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 62,089 pounds, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.

Mollycoddled youths run the country, a niche industry catering to S&M enthusiasts has sprung up, foreign leaders never seem to want to shake hands with Prince Arangelo Colasalata, and cooking with water and baking soda is considered patent infringement. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Andaiters's national animal is the beaver, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Christianity.

Andaiters is ranked 89,512th in the world and 79th in Oneid for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 135,598 Standard Monetary Units.

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 20,917th
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 9th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 10th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 12th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 12th in the regionMost Influential: 16th in the regionTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 22nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 27th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 30th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 32nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 34th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Andaiters, cooking with water and baking soda is considered patent infringement.
  • : Following new legislation in Andaiters, foreign leaders never seem to want to shake hands with Prince Arangelo Colasalata.
  • : Following new legislation in Andaiters, a niche industry catering to S&M enthusiasts has sprung up.
  • : Following new legislation in Andaiters, mollycoddled youths run the country.
  • : Following new legislation in Andaiters, back-alley circumcision clinics are popping up all over the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Andaiters, protestors are soaking piles of pounds in blood to make a point about government incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Andaiters, sex changes are routinely performed at Andaiters's hospitals.
  • : Following new legislation in Andaiters, pilots always remember to send their doctors a Maxxmas card.
  • : Following new legislation in Andaiters, all children's clothes come in only cream and off-white to prevent offense.
  • : Following new legislation in Andaiters, the new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass".

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